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re: Post something that a really old person would say
Posted on 4/4/15 at 6:35 am to rebeloke
Posted on 4/4/15 at 6:35 am to rebeloke
Regarding women:
Never trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and not die
A life support system for a pussy
If she had as many peckers sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine
She'd frick a snake if someone would cut the head off first.
Pussy:
It'll stretch a mile before it tears an inch
They oughta make tires out of it because it never wears out
One can't hurt it and two can't get on it. (Definitely outdated)
General stuff
He's shaking like a coon chitting a persimmon seed
Wear your gumboots (rubber boots)
Bring some old sneakers or tenner shoes
Do you have any long handles (thermal underwear)
I'll beat you about the head and shoulders with a bou'dart fence post.
Me: I got the heartburn
Old timer: on your way home stop and get a pint of Old Charter. Take two drinks and throw the bottle out the window.
Me: why you throw the bottle out the window
Old timer: it's empty
I hope that's enough for you dadgum knothead's today
Never trust anything that can bleed for 7 days and not die
A life support system for a pussy
If she had as many peckers sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine
She'd frick a snake if someone would cut the head off first.
Pussy:
It'll stretch a mile before it tears an inch
They oughta make tires out of it because it never wears out
One can't hurt it and two can't get on it. (Definitely outdated)
General stuff
He's shaking like a coon chitting a persimmon seed
Wear your gumboots (rubber boots)
Bring some old sneakers or tenner shoes
Do you have any long handles (thermal underwear)
I'll beat you about the head and shoulders with a bou'dart fence post.
Me: I got the heartburn
Old timer: on your way home stop and get a pint of Old Charter. Take two drinks and throw the bottle out the window.
Me: why you throw the bottle out the window
Old timer: it's empty
I hope that's enough for you dadgum knothead's today
This post was edited on 4/4/15 at 6:40 am
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Posted on 4/4/15 at 6:37 am to GrammarKnotsi
Down yonder
Posted on 4/4/15 at 7:09 am to rebeloke
He aint got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
If he had shite for brains he wouldnt get the smell.
He's sweating like a whore in church.
Make hay when the suns shining.
If he had shite for brains he wouldnt get the smell.
He's sweating like a whore in church.
Make hay when the suns shining.
Posted on 4/4/15 at 7:26 am to CHEDBALLZ
shite or get off the pot.
Get your arse in gear
Move it or loose it
Don't put off what you can do today, they maybe never be a tomorrow. I live by this.
Get your arse in gear
Move it or loose it
Don't put off what you can do today, they maybe never be a tomorrow. I live by this.
This post was edited on 4/4/15 at 7:28 am
Posted on 4/4/15 at 7:40 am to Klark Kent
Question answered at car dealership when asked about financing, i will pay cash. You youngsters jelly?
Posted on 4/4/15 at 7:46 am to dwr353
"You'd bitch if they hung you with a new rope."
Posted on 4/4/15 at 7:47 am to sertorius
She looks like she's been "rode hard and hung up wet."
Posted on 4/4/15 at 7:54 am to rebeloke
This is the weekend to stock up on one of the GOAT candies
Posted on 4/4/15 at 8:00 am to rebeloke
"Son, I can do one thing you can't, and that's go to a titty bar and tie my dick in a knot."
Posted on 4/4/15 at 8:26 am to sertorius
quote:
"rode hard and hung up wet."
The saying is "rode hard and put up wet", as in with horses. You don't hang up horses, you put them in the stable.
This post was edited on 4/4/15 at 8:27 am
Posted on 4/4/15 at 8:33 am to MikeBRLA
"Hogwash"
Posted on 4/4/15 at 8:58 am to rebeloke
"More [insert topic item] than Carter's has liver pills."
"Whippersnapper"
"Whippersnapper"
Posted on 4/4/15 at 8:59 am to rebeloke
Up your nose with a rubber hose.
Posted on 4/4/15 at 9:00 am to BestBanker
If you gave him a $10 gold piece, he'd complain it wasn't a $20.
Posted on 4/4/15 at 9:02 am to rebeloke
When asking them how they're doing, they respond, "fair to midland"
Posted on 4/4/15 at 9:03 am to rebeloke
Nice kitty (as she pets a pillow)
Posted on 4/4/15 at 9:04 am to Michael J Cocks
quote:It's supposed to be "middling." It's a grade of tobacco leaf at market.
"fair to midland"
Posted on 4/4/15 at 9:08 am to HarryBalzack
"Well if that don't beat all"
Posted on 4/4/15 at 9:13 am to HarryBalzack
"Shitfire! Godawlmighty!"
Generally used when you hit your hand or finger with a BFH.
LC
Generally used when you hit your hand or finger with a BFH.
LC
Posted on 4/4/15 at 9:24 am to rebeloke
"Keep her fartin through silk and she'll never leave you"
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