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Posted on 4/3/15 at 7:40 pm to The Hurricane
I was dealing with a woman at VA who kept saying "Apperntment"... I was lost as shite.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 7:41 pm to tidalmouse
When told they can't do something;
"Just hide and watch."
"Just hide and watch."
Posted on 4/3/15 at 9:50 pm to laangler21
"I don't know whether to shite or go blind!"
Posted on 4/3/15 at 9:55 pm to rebeloke
Has anyone said "I'll swanee"?
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:12 pm to rebeloke
By gum
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:12 pm to rebeloke
What a beaver on that girl!
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:14 pm to rebeloke
I'm an old man now, but I was once young.
In the late 70's one of my great uncles pointed at a Trans Am and asked, "What is that, some kind of Cock Wagon?"
In the late 70's one of my great uncles pointed at a Trans Am and asked, "What is that, some kind of Cock Wagon?"
This post was edited on 4/3/15 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:18 pm to rebeloke
over yonder
too big for your britches
you got diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain
ain't no hill for a stepper
he don't know if he's planting or plowing
couldn't pour piss from a boot with the instructions on the bottom
harder than Chinese arithmetic
he'd rather climb a tree to tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth
I reckon that's enough for now
too big for your britches
you got diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain
ain't no hill for a stepper
he don't know if he's planting or plowing
couldn't pour piss from a boot with the instructions on the bottom
harder than Chinese arithmetic
he'd rather climb a tree to tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth
I reckon that's enough for now
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:21 pm to 007mag
When I was in high school a buddy was flexing his arm while telling us he'd been working out.
Another friend's dad looked at him and said, "I've seen bigger knots in fishing line."
Another friend's dad looked at him and said, "I've seen bigger knots in fishing line."
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:22 pm to chinese58
An old man who used to sit by me at LSU football games would yell, "Judas Priest!!"
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:22 pm to DWaginHTown
What in tar nation...
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:33 pm to Draconian Sanctions
quote:
Millennials are everything that's wrong with this country
This is true, but you can go back to Gen X.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:36 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:42 pm to rebeloke
"Lincoln was a helluva lay"
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:45 pm to rebeloke
"Would you care for a Werther's Original? I keep them in my shirt pocket"
Posted on 4/3/15 at 10:46 pm to WaltTeevens
My Peepaw always uses "howdy" as a greeting.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 11:17 pm to 007mag
"Knee high to a grasshopper"
Posted on 4/4/15 at 12:48 am to theronswanson
My grandparents called them malteds - not malts, but malteds...
He's to dumb to know shite from Shinola...
He's as useless as tits on a boar hog
I've seen better hair than that on salt pork
He's to dumb to know shite from Shinola...
He's as useless as tits on a boar hog
I've seen better hair than that on salt pork
This post was edited on 4/4/15 at 12:55 am
Posted on 4/4/15 at 1:14 am to Kingpenm3
Get to work you pussy, we ain't got all day. It's about to rain.
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