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re: Post something that a really old person would say

Posted on 4/5/15 at 8:29 am to
Posted by VaBamaMan
North AL
Member since Apr 2013
7654 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 8:29 am to
Literally had a 86 yr old woman tip me a quarter and a nickel on a pizza delivery and tell me "Dont spend it all in one place". Old broad was dead serious.

This was in 2009.

Has "Bass Ackwards" been posted in here? Was my great grandfathers favorite phrase.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16147 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 8:59 am to
"Mell of a Hess"
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167511 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:00 am to
You are the worst here about continually bumping your shitty threads.

Posted by skinny domino
sebr
Member since Feb 2007
14350 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:14 am to
wuts an I pad
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
12269 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:24 am to
They travel all the time in basketball.
Posted by rilesrick
Member since Mar 2015
6704 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 9:30 am to
That doesn't hold water.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16147 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 10:31 am to
What?
Posted by Tegre
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Jan 2008
1116 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 11:21 am to
East Coast posted: " I only watch Foxnews".
That would be correct if the request was to post something a really WISE person would say.
Posted by CajunTiger92
Member since Dec 2007
2821 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 11:24 am to
"I've fallen and can't get up."
Posted by JimMorrison
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
20747 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 12:00 pm to
Get off my lawn
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27381 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 12:08 pm to
"I need a diaper change"
Posted by Speys and Tays
Member since Dec 2014
340 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 12:13 pm to
"do you drive at night"
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8193 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 12:46 pm to
Son, you'd frick up a wet dream
Posted by lsugal121212
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
886 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 1:02 pm to
While holding boyh hands up iin a fist and ask if you want the hospital or the graveyard
Posted by LSUFANDS
Denham Springs, La.
Member since Dec 2006
1452 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 2:36 pm to
We'll bust my britches
Posted by jimjackandjose
Member since Jun 2011
6501 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 2:44 pm to
When i was your age, i could run full sprint, hop that fence there, and cum twice before hitting the ground
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11790 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 4:30 pm to
When at a funeral, my Mom always states "don't they look great" response uh Mom there are dead.
Posted by GO TIGERS GO
Member since Sep 2007
1029 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 5:49 pm to
That boy wouldn't know sheep shite from cotton seed
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
40194 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 6:03 pm to
quote:

Post something that a really old person would say


Stop telling your grandmother how to block the damn internet porn, I am 78 years old and all I want to do is watch my porn in peace before this cialis wears off!

If you put that gum in your cousin's hair, I am going to whip you harder than we whipped the Japs

Can I get a ride to pharmacy?



This post was edited on 4/5/15 at 6:14 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16147 posts
Posted on 4/5/15 at 6:12 pm to
Then there's that...
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