‘Please pay attention to me or my dog’

I get more of a "I'm a narcissistic idiot" vibe, personally.

Especially after the dog pisses your leg

My wife and I just look at each other and one of us will mutter, "SDP."


SDP=Stupid Dog People

Not really bro, but that's probably because I'm just so self-absorbed in my own little world that I don't even notice stuff like that.

But I tell ya when I see a nice little doggy I like to say hello and pet em with the owner's permission of course. I like dogs and shite.

I like the lesbians in their Subaru with all the rescue bumper stickers on the back..

Nothing worse than a virtue signaling dog owner…

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I get more of a "I'm a narcissistic idiot" vibe, personally.

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I hate how much people abuse the 'service dog' bullshite

Like you can't leave your house for more than an hour without a dog? If that's the case, you should have to DoorDash everything.

I have been in Home Depot a few times where someone's dog takes a massive shite on the floor, and they just leave it. The workers told me it happens all the time, and they have to clean it up. They absolutely despise anyone who brings a dog in.

Lately, I see people bringing their dogs to the casino floor at Golden Nugget. Like why? If you can't gamble without your dog walking around, then you should maybe not gamble at all.

The point is that you are correct that they are narcissistic and not at all doing it because of anxiety or whatever bullshite reason they claim they need the service dog

Very few people need a dog 24/7. Blind people and the seizure-alert dogs. That's it

Then when they die they go post on message boards like omg my best friend is gone. Like grow up

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Nobody cares about your dog.
Nobody wants your dog at a restaurant or a store.
Nobody thinks it cute.

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We are fresh empty nesters in our mid 50s.

No more kids to nurture. No grand kids yet.

My wife notices every dog in public cause they are all the cutest. She will approach strangers with their dogs.

She could be easily abducted by "free puppies" panel van.

Presence of the dog doesn’t bother me.

The types of people who are bringing dogs everywhere they go are usually pretty gay though.

If the dog could show up solo, without its ball and chain, that would be best for all

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But I tell ya when I see a nice little doggy I like to say hello and pet em with the owner's permission of course. I like dogs and shite.

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Same.