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Physics Solves One of Man’s Biggest Problems: Urinal Splashing
Posted on 4/8/25 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 4/8/25 at 5:23 pm
Physics Solves One of Man’s Biggest Problems: Urinal Splashing
Watching dogs pee helped them figure it out.
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Researchers discovered that when urine hits a surface at less than 30 degrees, splashback is reduced by 95% compared to perpendicular impact.
Two new urinal designs—the “Cornucopia” and “Nautilus”—use this critical angle principle to virtually eliminate splashing while improving accessibility.
Widespread adoption could prevent about one million liters of urine from splashing onto floors daily in the US alone, saving substantial cleaning water and resources.

Watching dogs pee helped them figure it out.
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This principle exists in nature too: when dogs urinate against vertical surfaces, they naturally create a shallow angle that minimizes splash onto their fur—a fortunate side effect of territorial marking behavior.
With this critical angle identified, the team used mathematical equations to design urinal surfaces that would ensure all impacts occurred at or below 30 degrees, regardless of user height or aim. Two distinct designs emerged from this work: the “Cornucopia” and the “Nautilus.”
Posted on 4/8/25 at 5:25 pm to TrueTiger
Honestly, it's nasty because it's also remnants of a bunch of other dudes piss as well. Bring on the new urinals!
Posted on 4/8/25 at 5:25 pm to TrueTiger
Cornucopia for smaller men
Nautilus for those with the low hanging fruit?
Nautilus for those with the low hanging fruit?
Posted on 4/8/25 at 5:26 pm to TrueTiger
Why are we not using funnels?
Posted on 4/8/25 at 5:28 pm to TrueTiger
Another problem the OT solved.
Alright gents, let’s put our heads together to reduce urinal splashback
Alright gents, let’s put our heads together to reduce urinal splashback
Posted on 4/8/25 at 5:29 pm to Oates Mustache
I just pee outside all the time.
Posted on 4/8/25 at 5:30 pm to Oates Mustache
So these are not wall mounted urinals?
May make retrofitting difficult
May make retrofitting difficult
Posted on 4/8/25 at 6:12 pm to TrueTiger
What idiot retard pisses 90 degrees against the back wall? You quickly learn as you begin to go to the bathroom without help that you low angle hit to avoid any splash back.
OK maybe if your extremely drunk you’re just wizzing all over at all kinds of angles including sweeping the 90 degree angle.
I guess people are so stupid nowadays we have to engineer it out because they can’t figure out how to take a piss without it getting on themselves.
OK maybe if your extremely drunk you’re just wizzing all over at all kinds of angles including sweeping the 90 degree angle.
I guess people are so stupid nowadays we have to engineer it out because they can’t figure out how to take a piss without it getting on themselves.
This post was edited on 4/8/25 at 6:17 pm
Posted on 4/8/25 at 6:19 pm to TrueTiger
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Physics Solves One of Man’s Biggest Problems: Urinal Splashing
This was solved before indoor plumbing (running water)
(This has been retrofitted with a water line, but it would have ice in the base that melted when you relived yourself and washed the urine down the drain.

Posted on 4/8/25 at 6:21 pm to TrueTiger
There’s a carpeted rug in front of the urinal at my job for some reason. Pretty weird and kinda gross 

Posted on 4/8/25 at 7:07 pm to TrueTiger
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one million liters of urine
One million liters of urine. That's funny to say out loud.
Posted on 4/8/25 at 7:08 pm to TrueTiger
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Physics Solves One of Man’s Biggest Problems
Did this guy solve it?

Posted on 4/8/25 at 7:09 pm to TrueTiger
Okay physicists, now fix that one drop that wants to wait and hit my trousers no matter how many times I shake it so everyone around can see what the length of my dick is.
Posted on 4/8/25 at 7:16 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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Okay physicists, now fix that one drop that wants to wait and hit my trousers no matter how many times I shake it so everyone around can see what the length of my dick is.
Push up on your taint.
Posted on 4/8/25 at 8:23 pm to Cheese Grits
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Cornucopia for smaller men
I don’t know if this is accurate since the cornucopia is the “horn of plenty.”
This post was edited on 4/8/25 at 8:34 pm
Posted on 4/8/25 at 8:24 pm to Sasquatch Smash
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I don’t if this is accurate since the cornucopia is the “horn of plenty.”
Booster for the smaller man's ego?
Posted on 4/8/25 at 8:28 pm to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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now fix that one drop that wants to wait and hit my trousers no matter how many times I shake it so everyone around can see what the length of my dick is.
Already solved: Calico Cut Pants
Just remember if you use the website, you’ve gotta give. Otherwise it could go dark. It’s like PBS. Anyone can use it but if no one gives, it goes dark.
Posted on 4/8/25 at 8:36 pm to TrueTiger
I know there’s still going to be that one fat frick in the building who can’t see his dick that’s going to piss all over the outside and ground
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