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re: People who cropdust in grocery stores ( spinoff of rude things thread)
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:11 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:11 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
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Makes mo sense.
What kind of slang is this, Jeaux?
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:19 pm to mattz1122
I remember one of the posters on here saying that he walked up behind a middle-aged woman in Bed Bath and Beyond and she had a really embarrassed look on her face. When the smell hit him, he understood exactly why. Lol
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:46 pm to cbree88
About 5 years ago I crop dusted at Rebel Rags in Oxford.
It has become the stuff of familial lore, like a Norse saga.
It poisoned an area of about 500 sq. feet of the store.
I couldn’t believe how terribly intense & pungent it was.
Hoddy Toddy everyone!
It has become the stuff of familial lore, like a Norse saga.
It poisoned an area of about 500 sq. feet of the store.
I couldn’t believe how terribly intense & pungent it was.
Hoddy Toddy everyone!
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:51 pm to cbree88
I've only ever given. Can't say that I've ever received.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:54 pm to cbree88
I've never experienced this but it's funny that it happens to you.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:14 pm to Jake88
I like it at work. I fart, then call someone over to check some inconsequential minutiae. It is priceless when they realize they walked into the cloud.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:15 pm to Jake88
Is it really spin off worthy if you posted it in the other thread and no one commented on it there?
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:15 pm to cbree88
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I actually had a girlfriend that used to do it. She was ripping them in Lowe’s one time and I was like “seriously?”. Lol
Did she hike her leg up when doing so?
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:19 pm to Hangit
quote:I enjoy ripping one in an elevator alone, shaking it out the pants and walking off as a crowd walks on to go up.
I like it at work. I fart, then call someone over to check some inconsequential minutiae. It is priceless when they realize they walked into the cloud.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:26 pm to Jake88
I did it at Academy once and when the guy got to the invisible cloud...He started checking his shoes for dog shite.
This post was edited on 2/3/18 at 4:27 pm
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:33 pm to alajones
Crop dusting stores is one of my more favorite things to do
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:39 pm to Fat and Happy
In the Denver airport, the terminals have a moving walkway right down the middle, and chairs lined up along but facing away from the walkway. Perfect opportunity to crop dust a lot of people at once.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:40 pm to Fat and Happy
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Cropdusting stores is one of my favorite things to do
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Fat and Happy
Name checks out. You sound like a likely candidate to do this.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:42 pm to shutterspeed
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Did she hike her leg up when doing so?
Nah. She wasn’t that obvious about it.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:02 pm to cbree88
upvoted, but mainly for colorful wording "shite particles", "cloud of death", etc.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:09 pm to Napoleon
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Deviled eggs
Went to a party once got drunk on draft beer and ate a bunch of deviled eggs. My farts the next day smelled like Satan’s breath. Worse part was I was so hung over that I couldn’t move. I had to just lay there and suffer.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:19 pm to cbree88
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Is this the rudest minor infraction that someone can commit?
I prefer to drop arse in an elevator then press all the buttons before the doors open and new riders come aboard.
I of course stay on and watch their faces
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:21 pm to cbree88
Casinos are my favorite, especially on a busy night. Find a seat afterwards and enjoy the show!
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:25 pm to cbree88
My Dad cleaned out a whole row at a St.Louis Cards game once. We knew, but the dudes who were behind us were making comments about, "Damn what is that smell?", etc. They got up and left, have no idea where they went.

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