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re: People who cropdust in grocery stores ( spinoff of rude things thread)

Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:11 pm to
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
56720 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

Makes mo sense.



What kind of slang is this, Jeaux?
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10866 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:19 pm to
I remember one of the posters on here saying that he walked up behind a middle-aged woman in Bed Bath and Beyond and she had a really embarrassed look on her face. When the smell hit him, he understood exactly why. Lol
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76218 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:46 pm to
About 5 years ago I crop dusted at Rebel Rags in Oxford.

It has become the stuff of familial lore, like a Norse saga.

It poisoned an area of about 500 sq. feet of the store.

I couldn’t believe how terribly intense & pungent it was.

Hoddy Toddy everyone!
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:51 pm to
I've only ever given. Can't say that I've ever received.
Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:53 pm to
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80860 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:54 pm to
I've never experienced this but it's funny that it happens to you.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47776 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:14 pm to
I like it at work. I fart, then call someone over to check some inconsequential minutiae. It is priceless when they realize they walked into the cloud.
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12804 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:15 pm to
Is it really spin off worthy if you posted it in the other thread and no one commented on it there?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73856 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:15 pm to
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I actually had a girlfriend that used to do it. She was ripping them in Lowe’s one time and I was like “seriously?”. Lol


Did she hike her leg up when doing so?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80860 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

I like it at work. I fart, then call someone over to check some inconsequential minutiae. It is priceless when they realize they walked into the cloud.

I enjoy ripping one in an elevator alone, shaking it out the pants and walking off as a crowd walks on to go up.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
10060 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:26 pm to
I did it at Academy once and when the guy got to the invisible cloud...He started checking his shoes for dog shite.
This post was edited on 2/3/18 at 4:27 pm
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20258 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:33 pm to
Crop dusting stores is one of my more favorite things to do
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
7092 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:39 pm to
In the Denver airport, the terminals have a moving walkway right down the middle, and chairs lined up along but facing away from the walkway. Perfect opportunity to crop dust a lot of people at once.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10866 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

Cropdusting stores is one of my favorite things to do


quote:

Fat and Happy


Name checks out. You sound like a likely candidate to do this.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10866 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

Did she hike her leg up when doing so?



Nah. She wasn’t that obvious about it.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:02 pm to
upvoted, but mainly for colorful wording "shite particles", "cloud of death", etc.
Posted by Legion of Doom
Old Metry
Member since Jan 2018
5777 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:09 pm to
quote:

Deviled eggs


Went to a party once got drunk on draft beer and ate a bunch of deviled eggs. My farts the next day smelled like Satan’s breath. Worse part was I was so hung over that I couldn’t move. I had to just lay there and suffer.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
37026 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:19 pm to
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Is this the rudest minor infraction that someone can commit?


I prefer to drop arse in an elevator then press all the buttons before the doors open and new riders come aboard.

I of course stay on and watch their faces
Posted by Diary Queen
Member since Jul 2017
1402 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:21 pm to
Casinos are my favorite, especially on a busy night. Find a seat afterwards and enjoy the show!
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:25 pm to
My Dad cleaned out a whole row at a St.Louis Cards game once. We knew, but the dudes who were behind us were making comments about, "Damn what is that smell?", etc. They got up and left, have no idea where they went.

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