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re: People who cropdust in grocery stores ( spinoff of rude things thread)
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:27 pm to Fat and Happy
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:27 pm to Fat and Happy
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Crop dusting stores is one of my more favorite things to do
I'll bet you especially like to crop dust the produce aisle, where you can get the satisfaction of knowing everyone buying produce has little particles of your flatulence settling on their veggies.
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Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:29 pm to cbree88
The frozen food isle is best spot. Cold air is heavier than warm air that will force the body temperature air up into the nostrils.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:42 pm to Jake88
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ripping one in an elevator
This is the pinnacle.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 5:55 pm to hob
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The frozen food isle is best spot. Cold air is heavier than warm air that will force the body temperature air up into the nostrils.
I think things usually smell worse when it’s all hot air around instead of cold air.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:49 pm to cbree88
What if it is someone who suffers from Chrons or UC? Holding in gas to be polite is not practical. It’d be rude if they New Bomb Turked you......
This post was edited on 2/3/18 at 6:50 pm
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:53 pm to Jake88
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I enjoy ripping one in an elevator alone, shaking it out the pants and walking off as a crowd walks on to go up.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 6:55 pm to cbree88
I was recently at a concert, tripping hard on shrooms. As I am standing there, lost in the musical stylings of a prominent jamband cover, I get a strong wiff of shite. Of course I thought I had shite myself and kind of freaked out. I sat down to see if I could feel anything, then got up I went to the men's room. Boy , was I relieved when I discovered I had only smelt someone's fart!
Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:43 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Crop dusted the stairway at Zephyr field once while everyone was on the way out. I could hear the murmurs, but got the ultimate satisfaction when a uniformed police officer forcefully stated “someone needs to check their drawz”
Posted on 2/3/18 at 7:55 pm to Leadhead
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Crop dusted the stairway at Zephyr field once while everyone was on the way out. I could hear the murmurs, but got the ultimate satisfaction when a uniformed police officer forcefully stated “someone needs to check their drawz”
That’s pretty hilarious
Posted on 2/3/18 at 8:01 pm to cbree88
I save mine for planes. I always board last and fly coach.
Posted on 2/3/18 at 8:41 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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save mine for planes. I always board last and fly coach.
What a jerk. Lol
Posted on 2/3/18 at 8:42 pm to cbree88
Shitting on strangers is a favorite pastime of mine. 
Posted on 2/3/18 at 10:43 pm to Yewkindewit
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Shitting on strangers is a favorite pastime of mine.
Outstanding character
Posted on 2/4/18 at 9:52 am to tonydtigr
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bet you especially like to crop dust the produce aisle, where you can get the satisfaction of knowing everyone buying produce has little particles of your flatulence settling on their veggie
Bruh, do you even self-serve food line?
Posted on 2/4/18 at 9:55 am to cbree88
One of my proudest moments in life was leaving a purple fog on the end of the cookies and snack aisle in Target and seeing an old women stroll into it, unaware; her face forced into spasmic convulsions at the horror of what she'd encountered.
Also, crop dusting a-hole students in class is another favorite.
Also, crop dusting a-hole students in class is another favorite.
Posted on 2/4/18 at 10:29 am to airfernando
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mainly for colorful wording "shite particles"
Research it. It's not just a "smell", you are actually ingesting microscopic particulate!
Posted on 2/4/18 at 10:31 am to HarryBalzack
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Also, crop dusting a-hole students in class is another favorite.
This is one useful application of this. Lol
Posted on 2/4/18 at 10:40 am to cbree88
Breaking the barrier. Haha
Posted on 2/4/18 at 11:32 am to MBclass83
The Aunt Bea types are especially bad for the cropdusting in the stores.
Posted on 2/4/18 at 2:21 pm to cbree88
FYI, just got home from the grocery store and thought about this thread as i let 'er rip all over the store.
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