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re: People who cropdust in grocery stores ( spinoff of rude things thread)
Posted on 2/5/18 at 5:23 pm to colorchangintiger
Posted on 2/5/18 at 5:23 pm to colorchangintiger
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FYI, just got home from the grocery store and thought about this thread as i let 'er rip all over the store.
Nice work. Lol
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Posted on 2/5/18 at 5:23 pm to cbree88
Cropdusting in public is fun.
Posted on 2/5/18 at 5:33 pm to cbree88
F*ck you for being on the aisle...it's my damned aisle and I will spread my scent to establish dominance! 
Posted on 2/5/18 at 5:36 pm to cbree88
Costco is the greatest store to rip a fart in.
Posted on 2/5/18 at 5:36 pm to cbree88
If I know someone like OP is in the vicinity, crop dusting turns into a preemptive strike 
Posted on 2/5/18 at 5:57 pm to JackieTreehorn
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Costco is the greatest store to rip a fart in.
Why is that?
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:07 pm to cbree88
Lots of opportunities to hit clusters of people near the free sample carts while they are eating.
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:14 pm to jdeval1
quote:Here is upvote 100.
I clear entire aisles on the regular
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:15 pm to cbree88
My favorite is to break wind in an airplane. No way anyone can pin it on you and peoples reaction are the best. Plus you have a captive audience.
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:20 pm to fischd1
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y favorite is to break wind in an airplane. No way anyone can pin it on you and peoples reaction are the best. Plus you have a captive audience.
There’s probably a special place in hell for people who pass gas inside of a pressurized tube of air with like 200 people in it.
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:22 pm to cbree88
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This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 2/5/18 at 6:41 pm to cbree88
No shite true story.....
An ex let one go while we were waiting inline at a grocery store to check out.
One of the most embarrassing moments of my life.
Nowhere to go....trapped in an ever expanding cloud of odour that smelt of 10,000 dead rats infused with a dozen eggs left out in the august heat.
Control yourself....heathens
An ex let one go while we were waiting inline at a grocery store to check out.
One of the most embarrassing moments of my life.
Nowhere to go....trapped in an ever expanding cloud of odour that smelt of 10,000 dead rats infused with a dozen eggs left out in the august heat.
Control yourself....heathens
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:04 pm to BritLSUfan
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No shite true story..... An ex let one go while we were waiting inline at a grocery store to check out. One of the most embarrassing moments of my life. Nowhere to go....trapped in an ever expanding cloud of odour that smelt of 10,000 dead rats infused with a dozen eggs left out in the august heat. Control yourself....heathens
Did your ex do that on the regular or was this a one-time occurrence? Lol
Posted on 2/5/18 at 7:25 pm to cbree88
Bitch would lose control on a consistent basis....
Dillard's (evacuate men's clearance section).... Hobby Lobby (rolls eyes...evacuate linens)....
Surely everyone can control their flatulence to a certain degree.
Dillard's (evacuate men's clearance section).... Hobby Lobby (rolls eyes...evacuate linens)....
Surely everyone can control their flatulence to a certain degree.
Posted on 2/5/18 at 8:09 pm to BritLSUfan
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Bitch would lose control on a consistent basis.... Dillard's (evacuate men's clearance section).... Hobby Lobby (rolls eyes...evacuate linens).... Surely everyone can control their flatulence to a certain degree.
Haha. What was in her diet that would create such deadly biological weapons? Was she lactose intolerant?
Posted on 2/5/18 at 9:52 pm to cbree88
We used to go to the other side of the office and do it if all of the women over there were gone. Those guys would do it to us sometimes too. It was an ongoing battle that's probably never ended.
Posted on 2/5/18 at 11:40 pm to chinese58
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We used to go to the other side of the office and do it if all of the women over there were gone. Those guys would do it to us sometimes too. It was an ongoing battle that's probably never ended.
Sounds like biological warfare
Posted on 2/6/18 at 8:26 am to JackieTreehorn
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Lots of opportunities to hit clusters of people near the free sample carts while they are eating.
I see. Makes sense now
Posted on 2/6/18 at 8:30 am to cbree88
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Is this the rudest minor infraction that someone can commit?
Nope....crop dusting an elevator is worse but not the rudest either.
quote:
You walk down the canned goods aisle and inevitably end up in the cloud of death.
You should have your wife do the shopping brah
Posted on 2/6/18 at 8:31 am to cbree88
It is my Constitutional Right to do this.
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