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People who cropdust in grocery stores ( spinoff of rude things thread)

Posted on 2/3/18 at 2:49 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10853 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 2:49 pm
I would say that that’s probably one of the worst rude things that people can do to you. I mean nobody wants to smell shite particles while they’re shopping for their groceries and trying to decide what kind of cuisine they would like to try for the upcoming week.

Yet, it seems to happen time and time again. You walk down the canned goods aisle and inevitably end up in the cloud of death.

Is this the rudest minor infraction that someone can commit?
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 2:49 pm to
I clear entire aisles on the regular
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 2:50 pm to
The dude Cody who used to do trivia at pluckers had the funniest story about this topic.
This post was edited on 2/3/18 at 2:50 pm
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25428 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 2:50 pm to
Man, when I gotta fart I just let it rip. No shame here. I'm not walking around uncomfortable cause you're a little bitch.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
24370 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 2:51 pm to
I help you keep weight off by taking away your appetite.
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
33813 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 2:51 pm to
Clean up. aisle 2
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

I would say that that’s probably one of the worst rude things that people can do to you.


But only in grocery stores? It's okay everywhere else?

Asking for a friend.
This post was edited on 2/3/18 at 2:51 pm
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26450 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 2:51 pm to
I just did it at the Denham Springs Walmart. They are use to it over here.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 2:51 pm to
What do you expect people to do? Hold a fart in for 20 minutes because you might come down the isle afterwards.

frick you, I'm farting.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 2:52 pm to
i wont do it by people but im not holding in a fart because im in a grocery store where someone might be

screw having stomach ache because some dude in the next aisle might smell it
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

But only in grocery stores? It's okay everywhere else? 
The worst in in church. Damn I hate it when I catch a fart cramp while in church.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

frick you, I'm farting.



That's the spirit. I fart when and where I want to.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74900 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 2:57 pm to
Meh, I never think of others especially after deviled eggs.
Posted by Ignignokt
Member since Dec 2005
3483 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:00 pm to
Whenever I have to fart no matter where I am I drop my pants, spread my butt cheeks and let it rip. That way it’s silent. You have to be careful though because a turd could slip out. So never trust a fart.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10853 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

just did it at the Denham Springs Walmart. They are use to it over here.


I’m sure everyone at Walmart is used to it.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

Whenever I have to fart no matter where I am I drop my pants, spread my butt cheeks and let it rip. That way it’s silent. You have to be careful though because a turd could slip out. So never trust a fart.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10853 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:04 pm to
I actually had a girlfriend that used to do it. She was ripping them in Lowe’s one time and I was like “seriously?”. Lol
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
7091 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:06 pm to
I at least try to pick an aisle that no ones in.
Posted by JEAUXBLEAUX
Bayonne, NJ
Member since May 2006
55375 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:09 pm to
Cropdust? Makes mo sense. Hooterville?
This post was edited on 2/3/18 at 3:10 pm
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35974 posts
Posted on 2/3/18 at 3:10 pm to
I hate when this happens


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