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People who act friendly but really just want you to go to thier church

Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:29 am
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:29 am
frick those people.

Thought I might have made a new friend but nope, it was all a silly rouse. Why can't people just be real?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98179 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:31 am to
They're concerned for the eternal fate of your soul, baw. Can't be any more of a friend than that.
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 10:33 am
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78497 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:32 am to
Hey, friend. I know how you feel. So many people aren't clear. When I say "Thetan" how does that make you feel?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124360 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:32 am to
Sorry for the heartbreak

Welcome to my daily life
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:33 am to
Heathen
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52967 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:34 am to
I can’t believe this level of persecution of Christians is allowed on this board. If I wanted to be persecuted for my faith I’d go to a public school
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53779 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:34 am to
Are you sure it's a ruse? It's possible that the person would like to be your friend and is also just inviting you to his church.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101387 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:34 am to
Prayers sent for your desperation to find friends.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69071 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:35 am to
But maybe she would have given you a BJ?

Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:35 am to
[quote]Why can't people just be real?[/quot]

like their god?
This post was edited on 5/22/18 at 10:37 am
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:35 am to
quote:

They're concerned for the eternal fate of your tithe


FIFY
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:35 am to
In my experience, people who want you to join "their chrurch" are the most judgemental and closed minded people out there.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69071 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:36 am to
I know right. Soon we can feed them to the Lions.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:36 am to
i got a good chuckle from this
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:36 am to
Want to go to church with me? The music is very good, and I'll get you a drink after.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59491 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:37 am to
quote:

Why can't people just be real?

When a random person asks, "How you doing?" Do you reply, "I'm fine, thanks" or do you tell them how shitty your day really is or do you let them know how you don't know who they are so frick off?
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83556 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:37 am to
nobody ever invites me to their church...

Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166244 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:38 am to
quote:

People who act friendly but really


Insert any sector of people on this earth. We're all assholes.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:56 am to
quote:

I can’t believe this level of persecution of Christians is allowed on this board. If I wanted to be persecuted for my faith I’d go to a public school




I don't really care that he wanted me to go to his church. What irritated me was that apparently the 15min of bullshitting was apparently all to chummy up to me to get me to come to his church.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10509 posts
Posted on 5/22/18 at 10:56 am to
Maybe you’re just easily offended that they invited you to church? Would you get mad if they invited you to eat at a restaurant?
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