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re: Pennsylvania State Police investigate theft of 100,000 eggs

Posted on 2/4/25 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75395 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 2:23 pm to
The driver might have been in on it, an egg plant.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80916 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 2:26 pm to
Did you say 50,000 eggs, Captain?

Yes, good job recovering the 25,000 eggs.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30264 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 2:30 pm to
They're never going to crack this case, egg on their face.
This post was edited on 2/4/25 at 2:31 pm
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30520 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 2:33 pm to
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Lol

Not worth 40k at wholesale


For charging and prosecution purposes if a product is in retail packaging (not in bulk) most jurisdictions allow for the use of the retail price even if it is still in the wholesale phase of the chain of commerce. In that same vein if you shoplift something from a store that is on sale the full MSRP (again in most jurisdictions) can be used to determine whether it is a misdemeanor or felony and for restitution.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39654 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 2:36 pm to
I mean...


Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
75395 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 2:38 pm to
Don't carry all your eggs in one truck.
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6434 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 2:46 pm to

“Nobody can eat 100,000 eggs.”
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
5353 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 2:48 pm to
NOW I know why Walmart only had a few cartons on the shelf this morning.
Posted by Rambler
Coastal Landmass
Member since Jan 2011
1539 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 8:52 pm to
That's terrible. I hope the guilty party dyes.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
3193 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:39 pm to
Anybody made a "crack the case" joke yet?
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
2053 posts
Posted on 2/4/25 at 9:45 pm to
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That won't go over easy.

Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
37588 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 6:22 am to
Bound for delis and egg salad sandwiches
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74889 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 6:28 am to
I am the Eggman….

Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
3281 posts
Posted on 2/5/25 at 7:17 am to
So they’re saying these were poached eggs?
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