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re: Peeing sitting down/standing up distribution curve
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:54 am to sidewalkside
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:54 am to sidewalkside
I sit close to 100% of time at home
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:57 am to sidewalkside
This is how I pee always:
Posted on 3/19/24 at 9:35 am to sidewalkside
No excuse for a grown man to ever sit down to piss.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 9:36 am to sidewalkside
You mean work from home/real job?
Posted on 3/19/24 at 9:37 am to sidewalkside
If I’m sitting, I’m pooing and peeing. If I’m peeing, I’m standing.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 9:37 am to sidewalkside
If a man says he has never pissed sitting down I'll say he's a liar.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 9:40 am to sidewalkside
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Are you a man who pees while sitting down? The Germans have a word for it: Sitzpinkler. The trend is fairly recent but has swept Germany, thanks in part to the "Toilet Ghost," a device that instructs men to take a seat — in the voice of recent German chancellors for added authority. The main reasons for the trend are hygiene and health — and perhaps also smartphones.
Recently, UK-based pollster YouGov published the results of a 13-country survey of men’s urinating preferences. This map shows the eight countries surveyed in Europe — the others were Canada, the U.S., Mexico, Singapore, and Australia. Of all 13 countries, Germany was the one where most men sat down “every time” to urinate (40%). Add those who do so “most times” (22%), and you get the result shown on the map: nearly two-thirds are Sitzpinkler (without final “s”: the word is both singular and plural).
Give Pee A Chance
Posted on 3/19/24 at 9:45 am to GeorgeTheGreek
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The only time I sit is in the middle of the night because: 1. I can’t see where I’m peeing
I let the moonlight guide my piss flight in the middle of the night off my back porch.
This post was edited on 3/19/24 at 9:46 am
Posted on 3/19/24 at 9:56 am to Areddishfish
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I'll stand at public restrooms. I always sit at home or family/friend's houses. Home is relaxing and then there is no splatter.
this. i have my dedicated bathroom in my office. my wife has one in our bedroom bathroom and my teenagers have their own, which we are constantly making them clean all around.
i used to only pee standing up, but i have a condition where if i pee while i'm still groggy or sleepy I pass out (Micturition syncope.) so i got in the habit of my morning pee being sitting down and just generally do it at my own home.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 10:03 am to MorbidTheClown
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so interested that you posted it twice?
(bladder delay / malfunction?)
Posted on 3/19/24 at 10:10 am to Liberator
Cursed with the forever double or triple stream. Standing up paints the rim, floors and walls.
Wife (no pics) can never comprehend why I prefer the back porch and roadside to pee.
Wife (no pics) can never comprehend why I prefer the back porch and roadside to pee.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 10:10 am to sidewalkside
When I get up at night I sit most other times I stand.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 10:34 am to GeorgeTheGreek
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The only time I sit is in the middle of the night because:
1. I can’t see where I’m peeing
2. It keeps me more asleep
Yup. Don't have to turn on any lights.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 10:35 am to GeorgeTheGreek
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The only time I sit is in the middle of the night because:
1. I can’t see where I’m peeing
2. It keeps me more asleep
Posted on 3/19/24 at 10:40 am to sidewalkside
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Peeing sitting down/standing
My Doc told me to sit down to pee.
When i asked why, he said, " because I don't want you to lift anything heavy"
Posted on 3/19/24 at 11:07 am to sidewalkside
Not sure I've ever sat down to pee except when it was when I sat down to take a dump. Even after sex and I have a semi and know its going to come out in two piss streams, I just squat and get closer to the toilet.
Posted on 3/19/24 at 11:12 am to sidewalkside
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taking a 30 minute break at the office to dump
Yeah buddy. Doing this right now!
Posted on 3/19/24 at 11:22 am to Loup
quote:ONLY due to a false alarm.
If a man says he has never pissed sitting down I'll say he's a liar.
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