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Peeing sitting down/standing up distribution curve

Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:11 am
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
1614 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:11 am
Mostly sitting down as a child and potty training...then standing...then as you get older sitting down more and more.

Wake up in the middle of the night...sit down...wake up early...sitting down...taking a 30 minute break at the office to dump...pee sitting down...
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43077 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:13 am to
<---- Sitter
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66405 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:13 am to
The only time I sit is in the middle of the night because:

1. I can’t see where I’m peeing
2. It keeps me more asleep
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65683 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:13 am to
so interested that you posted it twice?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118943 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:14 am to
Not sure 2 of these threads were needed.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
4949 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:14 am to
I lay prone across the bowl to piss.

Where is your god now?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166136 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:16 am to
i stand up and pee at your mother's house to demonstrate my dominance in the household.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26446 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:17 am to
I like doing upper decker piss jobs…
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16539 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:24 am to
I have to stand at least 5 feet back from the toilet to pee in the mornings.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17040 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:25 am to
mother says sit
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7508 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:25 am to
peeing with morning wood is easier when sitting down
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123935 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:27 am to
In this world, there are sitzpinklers and there are Stehpinklers.


Fine to sit at times. When you take a dump (hard to do standing.)

Middle of the night. Whatever


But a man should take the majority of his singular pisses standing, preferably outside.
This post was edited on 3/19/24 at 8:30 am
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
2867 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:29 am to
quote:

peeing with morning wood is easier when sitting down


Not off the back porch it's not.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5545 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:34 am to
quote:

peeing with morning wood is easier when sitting down


I'm not what you'd call a blessed man but I can't get my dick down in the toilet to piss sitting down with a hardon. I would piss on my face.
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
3603 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:36 am to
Ive been doing more standing shitting lately. No more legs falling asleep while surfing Instagram.
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6277 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:41 am to
I'll stand at public restrooms. I always sit at home or family/friend's houses. Home is relaxing and then there is no splatter.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
1125 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:41 am to
any you baws ever had to clean around a toilet?


Peeing standing up is unacceptable.


Either sit or kneel.
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
1614 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:42 am to
quote:

standing shitting


Living in the year 3000
Posted by Grigio
Member since May 2023
511 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:51 am to
This post was edited on 4/5/24 at 2:18 pm
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76193 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:53 am to
At home I prefer to pee in the backyard. It’s liberating
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