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Pastor killed by crocodile during water baptism
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:22 pm
I'd like to think that as his bones were crunching and he was bleeding out, the cries and shrieks of his horrified parishioners accompanying him to his excruciating death, he then truly lived - perhaps - for the very first time.
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quote:Though, i don't think you can call it divine if a guy gets eaten by crocs in a croc-infested lake.
Pastor Docho Eshete was baptizing at least 80 members of his Protestant congregation at Lake Abaya, in southern Ethiopia, an area known to have a huge crocodile population, when one of the creatures leaped out of the water and grabbed him.
"He baptized the first person and he passed on to another one,” a local resident told the BBC. “All of a sudden, a crocodile jumped out of the lake and grabbed the pastor.”
Pastor Docho died from injuries on his legs, back and hands despite efforts from the congregation, fishermen and residents trying to save him, policeman Eiwnetu Kanko said.
The crocodile escaped as the group used fishing nets to prevent it from taking the pastor’s lifeless body.
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:24 pm to blueboy
Just stopped by to say you suck as a poster.
ETA- also I downvoted
ETA- also I downvoted
This post was edited on 6/5/18 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:26 pm to blueboy
Preachers here wear crocodile.
Isn’t it ironic?
Isn’t it ironic?
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:27 pm to blueboy
Crocodiles can be such little frickheads sometimes.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:29 pm to blueboy
quote:
"He baptized the first person and he passed on to another one,” a local resident told the BBC. “All of a sudden, a crocodile jumped out of the lake and grabbed the pastor.”
If I was the guy about to get baptized that would feel like a sign to me.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:29 pm to blueboy
quote:
I'd like to think that as his bones were crunching and he was bleeding out, the cries and shrieks of his horrified parishioners accompanying him to his excruciating death, he then truly lived - perhaps - for the very first time.
Alrighty then
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:30 pm to blueboy
The Lord works in mysterious ways. The takeaways from this are infinite.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:30 pm to blueboy
The croc was first in line to be saved..
No skipsies..
It's in the bible
No skipsies..
It's in the bible
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:36 pm to blueboy
Shouldn't ignore local wildlife. Crocs are ambush predators, so just because you don't see them doesn't mean they ain't there.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:44 pm to blueboy
quote:
I'd like to think that as his bones were crunching and he was bleeding out, the cries and shrieks of his horrified parishioners accompanying him to his excruciating death, he then truly lived - perhaps - for the very first time.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:50 pm to blueboy
Play crocodile games, win crocodile prizes.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:56 pm to Slagathor
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After while, Pastor.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 8:57 pm to blueboy
All of these pastors are idiots
If you ain't getting killed by a crock, then you asking for donations for a private jet.
If you ain't getting killed by a crock, then you asking for donations for a private jet.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:00 pm to blueboy
Sounds like his congregation was pretty brave and did their best. At least he was loved. Oh well, see ya later alligator.
This post was edited on 6/5/18 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:02 pm to blueboy
quote:
i don't think you can call it divine if a guy gets eaten by crocs in a croc-infested lake.
quote:
see ya later alligator.
After while Crocodile
This post was edited on 6/5/18 at 9:04 pm
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:04 pm to Sao
quote:Yes he does brother. This quote made me feel better when my mother died at 42 when I was 20. It brought peace to my life every time someone said this to me at a gathering. He is mysterious indeed. Praise be to god.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
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