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re: Pastor killed by crocodile during water baptism

Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:35 am to
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:35 am to
melt you snowflake
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
66208 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:16 am to
what happened to the person he was baptizing?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56427 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 7:48 am to
Well, he was the only one who'd been baptized, so he gets promoted to pastor. May his regime be as inspiring as that of his predecessor.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14889 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 8:27 am to
quote:

I'd like to think that as his bones were crunching and he was bleeding out, the cries and shrieks of his horrified parishioners accompanying him to his excruciating death, he then truly lived - perhaps - for the very first time.



Posted by G2160
houston
Member since May 2013
1759 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 8:35 am to
If it were a ceremony for any other religion, this board would be laughing it’s a arse off.

Instead, it’s a tragedy.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101927 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 8:38 am to
quote:

what happened to the person he was baptizing?


Scared the bejesus out of him.
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34323 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 8:44 am to
quote:

If it were a ceremony for any other religion, this board would be laughing it’s a arse off. 

Instead, it’s a tragedy.






Did you actually read the thread. Some people are commenting on blueboys quote, which is kind of warped. But this thread is hardly what you make it out to be.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56427 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

If it were a ceremony for any other religion, this board would be laughing it’s a arse off.

I know, and probably more than a hint of racism from the exact same people.

But, I'm flattered that they have taken time off from the heavy demands of the Q thread to post and vote in this one, so I'll take it.
Posted by Parmen
Member since Apr 2016
18317 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:46 pm to
Lol from the guy who wears Columbi shirts to work, that’s rich
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 12:56 pm to
I’ve never seen one of those big crocs up close, but I guarantee you if you said, “Stripes, there are tons of 20 foot crocs in that water”, I wouldn’t go anywhere near it. Call it a survival instinct, call it having a brain...doesn’t matter. The point is that someone that goes swimming in croc infested water deserves as much sympathy as a person that puts a loaded gun to his head and pulls the trigger because he doesn’t think it will kill him.
This post was edited on 6/6/18 at 12:57 pm
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4772 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

what happened to the person he was baptizing?



He was the second man to walk on water in history
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 1:52 pm to
Docho go messing around gator land.
Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13423 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 2:01 pm to
Not funny.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 6/6/18 at 3:06 pm to
plant life baw
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