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re: Pastor killed by crocodile during water baptism
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:08 pm to tigerstripedjacket
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:08 pm to tigerstripedjacket
quote:wow, thanks, buddy.
Just stopped by
quote:WHACHAMAHOOCHAMA?!?!?! Hey that's mean.
to say you suck as a poster.
quote:You were my everything, but I was your nothing.
also I downvoted
I am broken.
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Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:11 pm to blueboy
quote:
I'd like to think that as his bones were crunching and he was bleeding out, the cries and shrieks of his horrified parishioners accompanying him to his excruciating death, he then truly lived - perhaps - for the very first time.
What the frick is wrong with you?
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:30 pm to The Egg
quote:If dodging crocs is the kind of shite they have to do to work their way up to private jets and cheap whores, I change my mind. They deserve it.
If you ain't getting killed by a crock, then you asking for donations for a private jet.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:34 pm to northshorebamaman
Dang
Posted on 6/5/18 at 9:44 pm to beauchristopher
A truly gnawing baptism.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:27 pm to whit
quote:
Praise be to God
FIFY
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:30 pm to blueboy
The croc was catholic.
Body and blood of christian.
(Was the pastor's name chris?)
Body and blood of christian.
(Was the pastor's name chris?)
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:30 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
Preachers here wear crocodile.
Isn’t it ironic?
Mine just wears crocs occasionally
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:35 pm to blueboy
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:41 pm to blueboy
Ma ma ma ma momma said , "crocodiles are so ornery cuz they eat all them pastors wit no toothbrush"
Posted on 6/5/18 at 10:50 pm to vilma4prez
Did the crocodile bless his food before partaking?
Posted on 6/5/18 at 11:03 pm to blueboy
quote:
Pastor killed by crocodile during water baptism
At least he died doing what he loved
Posted on 6/5/18 at 11:11 pm to LSUGrad9295
I guarantee god sent that crock to handle a debt unpaid.
When God comes calling there isn't a thing in the universe that can help you.
He sent a she-bear from the woods to rip a few teens apart after mocking Elijah on his way to some town. I seeent it.
When God comes calling there isn't a thing in the universe that can help you.
He sent a she-bear from the woods to rip a few teens apart after mocking Elijah on his way to some town. I seeent it.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 11:30 pm to blueboy
Can't wait for the smartphone camera footage..
Nevermind.
quote:
Ethiopia
Nevermind.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 11:35 pm to Honest Tune
You ever watch the show Snake City? The guy catches and removes snakes all over South Africa, and these people live in squalor with large families crammed into tiny huts with rats all over, but when he comes out with the snake every one of those people has a damn smart phone catching it on video.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 11:43 pm to blueboy
Just goes to show the intelligence of. Catholics, Episcopalians, and Methodists since they are smart enough to just sprinkle.
Evolution strikes again.
Evolution strikes again.
Posted on 6/5/18 at 11:53 pm to blueboy
Story is a croc of shite.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:55 am to blueboy
this was all part of god's plan
how many Ethiopians does a croc have to eat to make a full meal out of it?
how many Ethiopians does a croc have to eat to make a full meal out of it?
This post was edited on 6/6/18 at 5:58 am
Posted on 6/6/18 at 5:57 am to blueboy
quote:
Pastor Docho Eshete was baptizing at least 80 members of his Protestant congregation at Lake Abaya, in southern Ethiopia, an area known to have a huge crocodile population
I found the issue.
Posted on 6/6/18 at 6:02 am to blueboy
OP, you’re filth scum.
Also downvoted.
Also downvoted.
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