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Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:03 am to Hogwarts
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:07 am to Hogwarts
We need a gastrointestinal specialist on staff at my office. These people need a miracle.
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:09 am to Hogwarts
Do you work around welders/pipefitters? They'll piss and shite all over the place.
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:11 am to Hogwarts
Leave the seat up. Easy peasy.
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:12 am to LNCHBOX
quote:quote:
Someone left a passive aggressive sign in the shared office bathroom(single) about wiping the seat after peeing.
Working with non trashballs would be a good start. Who pees on a toilet seat?
I assume the OP since he was triggered by a simple request for people to act like civilized human beings.
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:14 am to Hogwarts
Buy a yellow Sharpie and draw drops all over the seat. 
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:16 am to Hogwarts
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What is my best course of action to retaliate, OT lounge?
Maybe go about your day like a normal human being.
Also, don’t pee on the seat you gross POS
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:16 am to Hogwarts
frick the bosses wife
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:17 am to Hogwarts
piss on the toilet paper
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:18 am to Hogwarts
If you pee in the sink you don't have to worry about splashing on the toilet seat
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:26 am to Hogwarts
I thought they stopped letting your kind in the ladies room?
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:29 am to Hogwarts
sign isn't passive aggressive
people who piss on the toilet seat are scum
people who piss on the toilet seat are scum
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:32 am to Hogwarts
Private bathroom is a boomer perk. 
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:32 am to ruzil
quote:remove seat completely
Leave the seat up. Easy peasy.
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:34 am to Hogwarts
Draw a half court around the can and then start taking 3 point shots.
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:37 am to White Bear
Back about 15 years ago, the owner of the company I was working for left a sign in the mens room that was hilarious. I forget the exact wording, but to paraphrase:
"I came into the restroom and found that someone had clogged the toilet in the second stall with a pile of beans and BBQ. If your father never showed you how to use a plunger, please come see me in my office so I can educate you on how to clean up after yourself. We have several important visitors to the office regularly, and it looks bad on all of us to have something to grotesque on display rather than taking personal responsibility to have a sanitary bathroom for employees and guests."
What made it even funnier to me was later that week we were having a company wide BBQ. It never happened again.
"I came into the restroom and found that someone had clogged the toilet in the second stall with a pile of beans and BBQ. If your father never showed you how to use a plunger, please come see me in my office so I can educate you on how to clean up after yourself. We have several important visitors to the office regularly, and it looks bad on all of us to have something to grotesque on display rather than taking personal responsibility to have a sanitary bathroom for employees and guests."
What made it even funnier to me was later that week we were having a company wide BBQ. It never happened again.
Posted on 4/8/25 at 11:49 am to Hogwarts
shite on the seat
Posted on 4/8/25 at 12:12 pm to SuperSaint
Sinks are perfect. You can lay your snake on the incline and wash your hands at the same time. It's all about saving time and being more productive.
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