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re: Parent brings Jell-O shots to fifth grade class at Texas elementary school

Posted on 12/22/24 at 8:56 am to
Posted by moontigr
Commanders/LA Kings/Detroit Tigers
Member since Nov 2020
6968 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 8:56 am to
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Someone find Kailynn. Need pics for further examination and debate.



Here ya go

LINK


Apparently she likes that Latino heat, and there's a whoooooole lotta filtering going on
This post was edited on 12/22/24 at 9:00 am
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
30232 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 8:58 am to
Man I don't drink enough to know, it wouldn't surprise me these days
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
38841 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 9:03 am to
Some dumbass parent probably made a batch with and without booze and grabbed the wrong one
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2020
2427 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 9:24 am to
Is it me or are chicks whose social media contains only their first and middle names almost always a hot mess?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194305 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 9:29 am to
Actually I'm more annoyed and disturbed at the women who are using some specialized/stylized font on their Twitter/Facebook account
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
89739 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 10:00 am to
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Actually I'm more annoyed and disturbed at the women who are using some specialized/stylized font on their Twitter/Facebook account


same here, not sure what kind of facebook witchcraft she is using
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2619 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 10:00 am to
Damn... those are some super-Mexican kids. Did Kailyn hook up with the frickin' Frito Bandito or what?
Posted by jmcwhrter
Member since Nov 2012
7617 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 10:06 am to
Listen... I know this isn't funny..... but the thought of some mom hitting the 5th grade facebook group and posting "anyone else's kid drunk and shitting himself?!"



Posted by Bama Bird
Pittsburgh, PA
Member since Mar 2013
22571 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 10:09 am to
So a bunch of 11 year olds got what was essentially a big gulp of communion wine? Not that this is right, but I think they'll be okay Kailynn.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
70762 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 10:14 am to
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Kailynn Elizabeth


Posted by _Hurricane_
Somewhere
Member since Feb 2016
7149 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 10:16 am to
I bet this was one of the tubs that they sell at the store and the parent was confused and thought that they were normal jello cups. The sad thing is that this parent was probably the most straight laced of all the parents in this situation because they couldn’t even recognize what Jell-O shots were. That Facebook mom’s “source” for the laxative thing was what “a kid heard a teacher say” so I don’t trust anything else she said either. Reeks of “I’m trying to stir the pot for attention.”

People rush so quickly to pitchforks. What’s more likely? A lady got confused about what was in the Jello, or a lady decided to randomly bring alcohol to her kid’s party at an elementary school where everyone would know she did it? This should just be forgiven honestly.
This post was edited on 12/22/24 at 10:20 am
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
10805 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 10:25 am to
This font makes me angrier than the story about Little Timmy getting his first buzz
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15385 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 10:33 am to
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She's well aware that a dick ain't square.

I'm a poet and didn't know it.
Posted by Wayne Campbell
Aurora, IL
Member since Oct 2011
7128 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 10:44 am to
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Is it me or are chicks whose social media contains only their first and middle names almost always a hot mess?


Likely they’ve changed their last name too many times to keep track of what it is now. Or got tired of updating their profile every time.
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
2739 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 11:35 am to
Holy filters, batman. Looks like AI
Posted by creamofcornsoup
Soupymcsoupersonville, USA
Member since Apr 2021
4619 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 11:56 am to
Can’t get mad at some baws getting crunk
This post was edited on 12/22/24 at 11:57 am
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6272 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 12:35 pm to
pass
Posted by moontigr
Commanders/LA Kings/Detroit Tigers
Member since Nov 2020
6968 posts
Posted on 12/22/24 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

Damn... those are some super-Mexican kids. Did Kailyn hook up with the frickin' Frito Bandito or what?


probably Honduran or Gautemalan
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