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re: OTC meds for shooting ropes

Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:12 pm to
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20252 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:12 pm to
Rub Icy Hot on your balls to get them working harder.

Also quit rubbing it out 3 times a day and that will help.
This post was edited on 6/12/26 at 4:25 pm
Posted by Mariner
Mandeville, LA
Member since Jul 2009
2659 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

The "rope" you shoot doesn't come directly from your balls. Perhaps you should study some anatomy.


I know that my friend. It’s the ads that claim this. It’s pretty amusing.

It seems that TD is taking life more and more seriously these days. I find these ads weird, funny, but also wondering if their claims actually work.
Posted by TigerBear1971
Member since May 2026
193 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:15 pm to
I hate to ask, but "at your age", isn't your old gal unaffected and just says nut inside me?
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20252 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

I did therapy for it which included breathing exercises and yoga poses that open up those muscles. Makes a big difference


That must have been an interesting conversation with your PT.

And to think….most people develop special training programs for useless endeavors like injury recovery, sports, weight loss, fitness and mobility, etc.
This post was edited on 6/12/26 at 4:18 pm
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12913 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

Baw is ordering a vanilla Frosty and you're hatin'.


At least it is not a McDonald's Milkshake. You know the one with the machine that is always broken.

Imagine claiming you have a "McDonald's Milkshake Machine in your pants."

Your wife is going to say, "well that is correct, it is always broken."
This post was edited on 6/12/26 at 6:56 pm
Posted by doc baklava
Between heaven and hell
Member since Oct 2020
1111 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:16 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/12/26 at 8:12 pm
Posted by Mariner
Mandeville, LA
Member since Jul 2009
2659 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:17 pm to
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This is per r/cumbiggerloads


Now these are the types of posters who bring personality to this site
This post was edited on 6/12/26 at 4:18 pm
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49778 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

man i'm 53 and still banging like crazy, some light test therapy etc and lots of gym. disclaimer: no ropes here. the less of that shite i shoot the better. the orgasms are still intense if not better, the amount of seed dont' matter baw unless you trying to paint his wife white.


Yeah I don't know what this dude issue is, weird arse question. I will be 58 in September and while I don't shoot ropes as he says or am the same as I was at 18, I don't have any issues with the working of the equipment.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
49778 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:26 pm to
quote:

never think about this but im always fascinated how porn stars can shoot a gallon of ropes.

And they're nailing all the time. What am i missing? They will go for 30-45 seconds straight.


Dude its freaking movies. All kinds of fake stuffs done and camera angles to give them what they want on film.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
36277 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:30 pm to
Maca works but it’s not gonna turn you into Peter North or anything.

But I hear you OP. I too yearn for the superpower of wielding a super soaker cum gun.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
47987 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

At my age I keep getting ads for natural OTC meds claiming the pills can fill up a guy's sack up to the top like the glory days, and recreate Niagara Falls.



That probably says more about your porn habits than your age, I suspect.

quote:

Anyone take these meds and can vouch for them, or is it just snake oil?



You expect an honest answer on that?
Posted by horndog
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Member since Apr 2007
11960 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:57 pm to
Pineapple juice
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11169 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:59 pm to
when you buy one bottle, they sign you up for a monthly subscription that cannot be cancelled in less than 6-9 months
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30394 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 4:59 pm to
Log off, Peter North.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
3043 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 5:01 pm to
Start with zinc and D3.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131855 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 5:04 pm to
Why would you want more cum?

Cum kinda nasty

Posted by wasteland
City of peace
Member since Apr 2011
5921 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 5:06 pm to
Ball maxxing
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23255 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 5:09 pm to
Don’t ever start another thread again.
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
1555 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 5:15 pm to
Keep the laptop off your lap...especially when charging
Makes a huge difference
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
34465 posts
Posted on 6/12/26 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

That must have been an interesting conversation with your PT.

And to think….most people develop special training programs for useless endeavors like injury recovery, sports, weight loss, fitness and mobility, etc.


Bro you aint lying. My urologist is awesome and recommended it. looked it up and sure enough there are tons of pelvic floor specialists but they mostly deal with women after birth. No lie they are all smoke shows and most do internal work. The Dr laughed and said every guy tells him that. My girl only does on top of the clothes but it works.
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