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re: OT parents, the irony of disciplining your kids for the same things you did
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:10 pm to toosleaux
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:10 pm to toosleaux
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Naturally my wife is horrified and wants me to talk to him after school.
Dear idiot son:
Close your fricking browser, lock your phone, or don't leave it out where your mother can find it.
Your idiot father who did the same shite when he was your age.
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Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:11 pm to Pecker
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The kid likes himself a baby smooth female arse. I don't blame him.
What kind of woman has a hairy arse? Is is the same kind that has an Adam's apple and big hands?
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:12 pm to Packer
quote:I dont know. But I don't blame him for not wanting to find out.
What kind of woman has a hairy arse?
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:12 pm to Pecker
quote:
There's no irony here. Just because you did something doesn't mean it was a good decision. The idea of punishment is to promote good decision-making. Don't go too hard on him though or he'll come to resent you and start trying to blow his male classmates to get back at you.
Nice.
Unexpected, but nice.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:14 pm to toosleaux
Scare your wife. Tell you also found,
"How boys can grow boobs using things every mom has in the bathroom."
"How boys can grow boobs using things every mom has in the bathroom."
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:15 pm to toosleaux
What did he do wrong?
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:16 pm to Pecker
quote:
I dont know. But I don't blame him for not wanting to find out.
Touche.
Signed,
Guy who looked up tub girl and two girls, one cup
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:17 pm to toosleaux
Go in under the guise of having a serious talk with him, but then just teach him how to use the incognito option in Chrome
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:17 pm to toosleaux
Replace every google window with really gross searches like shite Porn. It will confuse the hell out of him
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:20 pm to Packer
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Touche. Signed, Guy who looked up tub girl and two girls, one cup
I'd completely forgotten about Tub Girl. God damn you.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:22 pm to toosleaux
One time, I know for sure my dad saw that I had a hustler magazine in my room. I must have been 13 or 14 years old. I thought for sure I was about to get in trouble, but he just went on like he didn't even see it. He just smiled at me and went on as usual... 
But when it came to other stuff, my dad would tell me "I had to learn the hard way and I make these decisions based on what I have learned, but no matter what I say, I guess you are going to have to make your own mistakes to realize you don't know nearly as much as you think you know".
But when it came to other stuff, my dad would tell me "I had to learn the hard way and I make these decisions based on what I have learned, but no matter what I say, I guess you are going to have to make your own mistakes to realize you don't know nearly as much as you think you know".
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:32 pm to toosleaux
Anyone who gives their 12 year old son private internet access on a cell phone shouldn't be surprised to find out they're looking at porn.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:34 pm to toosleaux
By his age, I had read every bit of erotica on the five largest websites (I had dial up), I had four email addresses (each for different types of emailed porn), and I had an underground collection of porn VCDs I was buying off the older guys at school.
I turned out just f..... You should talk to him.
ETA:
I'm desensitized as shite to things that horrify most people.
I turned out just f..... You should talk to him.
ETA:
I'm desensitized as shite to things that horrify most people.
This post was edited on 10/18/17 at 1:37 pm
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:36 pm to toosleaux
I'd tell the Mrs that you will handle it. Then take Jr in his room and explain to him that this is normal and not to let his mother find out about it. Use it as a time to gain the trust of your son so he can talk to you about anything.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:37 pm to toosleaux
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Google Search image returns
The good news is he's still a rookie when it comes to searching for porn.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:41 pm to Bluefin
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I don't want my 12 year old to become a dad at 12 years old like I did
You’re 24 and have a 12 yr old kid what in the frick?!
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:42 pm to toosleaux
Reminds me when I was in 8th grade and I saved a nude pic of Carmen Electra in one of my folders on the family computer (circa 1998). One day I went back to the pic to look and Electra’s Boobs were photoshopped out with a text box “Son, Mom would not approve. -Dad” I thought it was a clever way to send me a message. I made sure my trails were wiped since then.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:43 pm to toosleaux
Tell him you got a porn alert on the account but will agree not to pull up the site visit index this time if he promises to not do anymore.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:44 pm to toosleaux
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“teen pussy”
teach him to define the search better "just turned 18 year old pussy"
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:45 pm to toosleaux
Got to teach about the private browser option on safari
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