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One thing you’d change about reality

Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:24 am
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:24 am
I would make it socially and legally acceptable to give a stone cold stunner to anyone anytime you got in any sort of conflict or confrontation, and that the stunner actually worked just like when Stone Cold did it. Anytime you put your foot into someone’s midesection they’d bend over at a 90 degree angle and just stay there until you did the stunner, then they’d go flying and just lay there unconsious while everyone around you went wild.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62110 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:25 am to
The fact that it exists.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86677 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:25 am to
Humans could fly

Be so fricking cool
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43528 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:25 am to
You make dumb posts but this is not one of them
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:26 am to
im not sure you know the difference between

'reality' and 'society'

in this case reality would be something like: i could stone cold stunner someone with my mind from a distance. that is a change in reality. in your example you can actually stone cold stunner someone if you choose to. that is a real thing.
This post was edited on 1/24/19 at 11:29 am
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40903 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:26 am to
Of all the possible things, you picked the stone cold stunner to be real?

I'll go with a general one... world peace.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:27 am to
no more entropy please
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104448 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:28 am to
I'd completely redo Star Wars, Episode VIII.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34324 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:29 am to
quote:

then they’d go flying and just lay there unconsious while everyone around you went wild.


This made me IRL. Also, someone throws you 2 Beers to chug
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
29734 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:30 am to
quote:

in your example you can actually stone cold stunner someone if you choose to. that is a real thing.


But if I did it, it wouldn’t work like when Stone Cold did it. I want the same “effect” Stone Cold got.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98629 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:30 am to
Missiles on my car so I could blow up the terrible Houston drivers on my way to work
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:32 am to
I'd delete religion.
Posted by TigerMond84
Member since Dec 2014
555 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:32 am to
God bless the sarcastic responses to Posts like these on the OT.
Posted by King George
Member since Dec 2013
6116 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:32 am to
quote:

Of all the possible things, you picked the stone cold stunner to be real?
quote:

I'll go with a general one... world peace.

World peace would be achieved through use of the stone cold stunner.

Fwiw--I'd prefer the RKO.
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
15367 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:33 am to
Saints in super bowl
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29994 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:38 am to
I am immortal, all powerful, and have the ability to grant immortality when I see fit.

I would be a just dictator.
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32973 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:40 am to
Gravity
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106013 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:41 am to
quote:

The fact that it exists.





But does it?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:42 am to
quote:

no more entropy please

This post was edited on 1/24/19 at 11:43 am
Posted by OppositeMan
Member since Apr 2018
1853 posts
Posted on 1/24/19 at 11:42 am to
I'd have two dicks, and they'd overlap one another...not be side by side.

I'd be the only man on earth with this "defect".
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