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re: One of the most relaxing lazy rivers ever at a water park?

Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:11 pm to
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84725 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:11 pm to
It’s like the Exxon Valdez water
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61444 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:15 pm to
If you lifeguard there you better stretch pretty good prior to a shift.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75174 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:22 pm to
Public pools and waterparks are pretty disgusting when you think about it.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25828 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:24 pm to


Texas has better lazy rivers
Posted by Bigdawgb
Member since Oct 2023
4245 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:25 pm to
It's Atlantic City NJ, honestly it's probably less crowded than the beach
Posted by One72
Member since Jul 2022
1490 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:27 pm to
LSU lazy river ain’t too shabby.

This post was edited on 4/16/26 at 1:28 pm
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
48997 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Public pools and waterparks are pretty disgusting when you think about it.
water parks skeeve me out. No fricking way I’m getting into a closed loop pool of chemicals with genpop of any race
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122173 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:39 pm to
I don't mind being around people in public settings as long as its not crowded. I hate big crowds because people that increases people's anxiety, they are more likely to have irrational reactions that can create uncomfortable situations. If I was suddenly in that situation I would be furious. That isn't a safety hazard?
Posted by BHS78
Member since May 2017
3854 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 1:52 pm to
Can't imagine the Afro Sheen oil slick that is in that river
Posted by travelgamer
Member since Aug 2024
2827 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 2:33 pm to
How to real lazy river.

Posted by deltadummy
Member since Mar 2025
2538 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 2:34 pm to
Lazy Rivers anywhere are for trashy people.
Posted by Coach72
Lafayette
Member since Dec 2009
1790 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 9:25 pm to
What you know about life in Da 'Quah baw?

Lot's of great memories on the Illinois and out on Tenkiller!
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17732 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 9:27 pm to
Id have a good vantage point out of the way where I could view the carnage
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41023 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 9:40 pm to
We need to crank up the Soylent Green trucks.
Posted by Archives
Member since Mar 2026
315 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 9:53 pm to
It's the Northeast, of course its super crowded.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4850 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 10:16 pm to
More like a Hazy River
Posted by Rouxdee
Member since Nov 2021
743 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 10:17 pm to
That gives me anxiety
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1650 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

those people likely don't know how to swim.





Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105307 posts
Posted on 4/16/26 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

Texas has better lazy rivers


Likelihood of a GDCK encounter is near 100% though.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4735 posts
Posted on 4/17/26 at 5:41 am to
I would pay to see a lazy waterfall at the end of that lazy river.
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