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One of the kids stole our sex toys

Posted on 4/18/21 at 6:57 pm
Posted by JimmyMcGoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
578 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 6:57 pm
A bullet, hitachi wand and an 1/8th of a bottle of Astroglide have come up missing. Which kid do you confront? The 14 or 11 year old boy or the 3 year old daughter?
Posted by ihometiger
Member since Dec 2013
12475 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 6:58 pm to
3 year old daughter of course.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27432 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 6:58 pm to
It is 100% the 14 year old boy
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
11290 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 6:58 pm to
Was the bottle more than 1/8 full?
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25809 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 6:59 pm to
Punish them all WITH the toys
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 6:59 pm to
Haha
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89563 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

an 1/8th of a bottle of Astroglide


You an accountant, baw? That seems very specific.

quote:

Which kid do you confront?


quote:

14


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year old boy


99% that's the culprit.
Posted by Jerky
Member since Sep 2020
351 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:00 pm to
Maybe Jody has it
Posted by JimmyMcGoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
578 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:01 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/18/21 at 7:03 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53842 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

A bullet, hitachi wand and an 1/8th of a bottle of Astroglide have come up missing.


What kind of shite are you guys doing, and why do the kids want to get in on it?
Posted by JimmyMcGoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
578 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

You an accountant, baw? That seems very specific.


I’m not an accountant but I do keep an inventory
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25949 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:04 pm to
The kid didn’t take your anal beads?
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
4787 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:04 pm to
99% the 14 year old.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10999 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

congrats on raising a queer
I chuckled
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

Punish them all WITH the toys


Posted by CheEngineer
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2019
4234 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

A bullet, hitachi wand and an 1/8th of a bottle of Astroglide have come up missing. Which kid do you confront? The 14 or 11 year old boy or the 3 year old daughter?



Pahahahaha probably the 3 year old playing Barbies with it
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23494 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:08 pm to
better than your homemade porn video showing up missing ...

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124346 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:08 pm to
Wife is lying
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68330 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

A bullet, hitachi wand and an 1/8th of a bottle of Astroglide have come up missing. Which kid do you confront?
The husband who can't satisfy his wife without props.
Posted by JimmyMcGoo
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
578 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:09 pm to
She seems genuinely upset.
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