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re: One of the kids stole our sex toys

Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:39 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:39 pm to
If my kids stole my wife’s sex toy it would be kidnapping

Yes I work offshore
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124145 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:42 pm to

quote:

Astroglide


It’s the best





For butt stuff
Posted by tigafan4life
Member since Dec 2006
48923 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:43 pm to
Just go listen for them.
Posted by Jarlaxle
Calimport
Member since Dec 2010
2869 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:43 pm to
Check cubfans garbage disposal.

I bet his wife was trying to hide the evidence!
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7666 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:44 pm to
I spit my drank out with that shite
Posted by Ldogg123
Lake charles
Member since Jan 2021
146 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:47 pm to
Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
2035 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:57 pm to
Your 14yr old is banging his teacher. Take it to the bank.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49634 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 7:58 pm to
Posted by Im4datigers
Northern Virginia
Member since Oct 2003
4465 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 8:01 pm to
14, 11 and 3.....congrats on the opps ??????
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53923 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

Your 14yr old is banging his teacher. Take it to the bank.

I can't wait for the OT thread.
Posted by sportsaddit68
Hammond
Member since Sep 2008
5845 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

She seems genuinely upset.



Is she over exaggerating her worried or upsetness? Because I think she is doing this to make you think she is upset. She used them with her side piece and left it over there and now need a story for why.
Posted by Ellssu
Spying North of the Border
Member since Dec 2006
2478 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

A bullet, hitachi wand and an 1/8th of a bottle of Astroglide have come up missing. Which kid do you confront?
your wife has a Man that can satisfy here but needs this with you.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
20017 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

quote:
an 1/8th of a bottle of Astroglide


You an accountant, baw? That seems very specific.



quote:

I’m not an accountant but I do keep an inventory


quote:

by JimmyMcGoo


Checks out
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10310 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

bullet, hitachi wand
No idea what this is. Go real or go home.
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 9:05 pm to
Check with your neighbor
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

No. I gave her one years ago and she never used it.


yea and I’ve got a bridge to sell you
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17695 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 9:12 pm to
You monster don’t you dare identify your offspring by their gender determined at birth!
Posted by Muthsera
Member since Jun 2017
7319 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 9:17 pm to
Can't make this up, we had a Dad with some kids return his wife's clothes a few months back. They were in an online return bag.

After he left, the cashier was throwing the bag away and saw a vibrator inside it. All we could think was

1. Poor guy dodged a huge bullet with that thing falling out right in front of the kids if they had just dumped the bag.

2. That bitch is PANICKING right now
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27392 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 9:33 pm to
quote:

It’s the best.


Baw... You want come lube.

Seriously.

It looks like an exploded jar of mayo when you finish with that thing.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25794 posts
Posted on 4/18/21 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

VolsOut4Harambe
I was hoping someone would slam dunk what I said.
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