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Olympic pole vaulter fails because of, ummm, ...

Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:00 pm
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:00 pm
Dude fails because of his penis.
Maybe not a fail in the end because of the new attention he'll get.


A&M fans are extra excited now.
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4609 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:01 pm to
He is about to get a lot of sex at the Olympics.
Posted by wileyjones
Member since May 2014
2715 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:02 pm to
Olympics would celebrate this happening in the “female” pole vault
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
7704 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

Olympics would celebrate this happening in the “female” pole vault
There's no one with a penis competing in the female competitions.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
46828 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:06 pm to
Advantage trannies again
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9995 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:06 pm to
I wouldn’t have that problem.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:08 pm to
Tuck it or frick it
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73511 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

A&M fans are extra excited now.


Having a penis dragged across their face is nothing new to them.
Posted by BHS78
Member since May 2017
3828 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:25 pm to
Did you personally inspect all the athletes
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86154 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:28 pm to
Damn, Olympic bro you are packing. Sorta jealous.
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8965 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:28 pm to
That's what he gets for trying to use two poles in the pole vault.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79852 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Did you personally inspect all the athletes
Nah, he only volunteered for the men.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33443 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 12:36 pm to
He must have been freezing cold
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
70956 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 1:12 pm to
I bet it felt nice though
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59130 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 1:13 pm to
He should tape it between his legs like the women boxers
Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
24717 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 1:20 pm to
He might not get the gold, but he's gonna get more than that at the athlete's complex tonight.
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7592 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 1:29 pm to
Gonna need some tighter spandex.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74724 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 1:34 pm to
There’s plenty of free condoms available in the Ozympic Villagè

Ammirati?
Posted by cubsfan5150
NWA
Member since Nov 2007
18450 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

There’s plenty of free condoms available in the Ozympic Villagè


:oof:
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74724 posts
Posted on 8/3/24 at 1:55 pm to
Dang, there’s times I frequently fail to use “aplenty” aplenty.

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