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re: Old men in locker rooms

Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:38 am to
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
33688 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:38 am to
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Using the hair dryer to dry off your bakks is mandatory after a certain age.




I was just about to say this. Apparently, this is a universal behavior in every gym in every state. Always a good experience walking into the locker room to get your gym bag after a basketball game to see a 65 year old man fully naked with one leg hiked up just air-blasting his nutsack/taint
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132898 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 8:39 am to
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Is it a rule that they must always be naked the entire time in the locker room



Yes actually. It's based on an old bylaw.

Thin white hair, balls go bare.
Posted by drjett
Lake Chuck
Member since May 2012
972 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:06 am to
Back in the day, a guy I know was in the Lochinvar Golf Club in Houston.

No women allowed on the premises.

Watched an naked 70+ year old hit up the buffet line.

He skipped lunch that day.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72512 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:07 am to
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Is it a rule that they must always be naked the entire time in the locker room.
I’m probably in the demographic you reference, in a co-ed locker room then affirmative.

Otherwise, I’m reasonably modest.

A towel wrapped around my waist for the walking to/from the shower area, whilst shaving, toothbrushing, etc.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
1741 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:10 am to
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You reach an age where you just don't care


I think this is more than not caring. I think its thrilling for some..


Literally stumbled across (you will have to believe me here) a nude beach in San Diego after hiking a trail I found in a guide book. All the women were covered. All the young people were covered. The only naked people were men over 60.

sidebar: saw one black guy there, and I must say as the first one I have ever seen in person (I'm a woman) I was not impressed. It did not meet my expectations.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
56543 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:11 am to
Many of the old guys at Francos shower with the shower curtain open and there are only two reasons for that type of stuff to occur; you either want people to see you naked OR you want to be naked and look at other people. There is no reason to NOT put on underwear at least.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37680 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:11 am to
It is gay cruising
Posted by DaleGribblesMower
Member since Dec 2013
6556 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:12 am to
Ok how about the whole blow drying ur unkempt grandpa bush and balls thing? I always think these guys are half a homo and just tossing it out there waiting for John Travolta to make a comment on it
Posted by Granola
Member since Jan 2024
1878 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:14 am to
I am a member of Red Lerille's in Lafayette and the men's locker room has only old men naked. It's gross.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62050 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:15 am to
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Many of the old guys at Francos shower with the shower curtain open and there are only two reasons for that type of stuff to occur; you either want people to see you naked OR you want to be naked and look at other people. There is no reason to NOT put on underwear at least.


You wear underwear in the shower?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
48245 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:16 am to
This thread reminds me of this scene

This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 9:17 am
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
64135 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:17 am to
Modesty around other men is a very new age and American concept.

But modern America is right, nobody wants to see that.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13306 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:24 am to
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Using the hair dryer to dry off your balls is mandatory after a certain age.

The age when they hit the toilet water.
Posted by armytiger96
Member since Sep 2007
1913 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:24 am to
It's because back in their day everyone walked around locker rooms naked without giving it a second thought.

Locker rooms didn't have individual show stalls instead there were multiple poles with four shower heads on each pole. Or multiple shower heads spaced a few feet apart along a wall.

People would go into hot tubs and saunas naked as well. Somewhere in the 2000's it changed and the Boomers either didn't get the memo or didn't care because that's how they did it for years.

Hell when I was in the Army field latrines would have multiple shitters in a line but no stalls around them to separate you from the guy taking a dump two feet away.

I'm not saying the old way is right just trying to give some perspective to changing of times.
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 9:29 am
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21548 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:25 am to
Waaaay back in the day, mid 70s, I joined a YMCA. It was an old building and was built in the 40s maybe. I played some pickup basketball and then changed in a swimsuit to do some laps. To my horror, I found an old guy swimming laps really slow but was naked. I went to the front desk and told them about the naked guy. I was told that he was one of the guys who established and built the place so he can swim naked if he wants to.

I did not swim there. Yes, the old men walked around with droopy everything all the time.
Posted by Tiger n Austin
Austin, Tx
Member since Dec 2005
6797 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:27 am to
I once saw an old man in a 24hr fitness sit on the counter (butt naked) where the sinks are...place his feet in the air right underneath the wall mounted hand dryer to dry them. (You know the hand dryer on the wall where you push button and dry your hands right after you wash them...yeah, he was drying his feet)
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
8817 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:29 am to
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Is it a rule that they must always be naked the entire time in the locker room. Not simply while changing by their locker like everyone else… but while shaving, brushing their teeth, combing their hair, chatting with everyone walking in and out making small talk, etc

You reach an age where you just don't care


I'm 42 and I'm there now. DGAF about it hanging out. I certainly will keep to myself. Not going to walk up to anyone and try to kick off a conversation with my leg up on the bench or anything. I want to be comfortable at the day spa gentleman's locker and spa room. Certainly not try to impress anyone. Signed a lifetime contract with the wife; married for 12 year. Don't like it? Blame the Creator, not me. I didn't design this thing.

ETA:
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they were cruising for gay sex
quote:

Watched an naked 70+ year old hit up the buffet line.
quote:

Using the hair dryer to dry off your balls is mandatory after a certain age.
quote:

Many of the old guys at Francos shower with the shower curtain open
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Men walking around other men naked unnecessarily isn't just DGAF, its suspect. I'm not talking taking a quick shower and changing. I'm talking sitting reading in a chair for 30 minutes naked.

gross, gross, gross, nope, true
This post was edited on 9/16/25 at 9:37 am
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
24475 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:29 am to
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I've always just assumed they were cruising for gay sex and I don't look at them.
I find them to be extremely creepy. Young kids go into the locker rooms at our gym too. Them walking around naked knowing that gives off a gay/pedo vibe to me
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
7205 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:31 am to
I feel like back in the day locker rooms, saunas, etc used to be a completely non-sexual environment. Now that we are aware of just how many people might actually be staring at your junk the vibes are different.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
8347 posts
Posted on 9/16/25 at 9:33 am to
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I'm 52 and don't do it. It seems


I’m 60 and never will, I would feel ridiculous. I will always wear shorts at minimum.
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