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re: Old Man Advice
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:31 pm to Donkeypunch
Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:31 pm to Donkeypunch
middle aged man advice:
it will never get that hard again
learn to compromise for a good girl
never compromise with the wrong girl
trust your gut. unless you haven't learned to trust it. then trust your mom and dad
it will never get that hard again
learn to compromise for a good girl
never compromise with the wrong girl
trust your gut. unless you haven't learned to trust it. then trust your mom and dad
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Posted on 11/3/20 at 10:41 pm to Donkeypunch
“You can put raisins in a bowl of turds but you still have a bowl of turds.”
Posted on 11/3/20 at 11:31 pm to Donkeypunch
If it floats, flies, fricks, or goes fast, RENT IT!!
Posted on 11/4/20 at 12:34 am to Donkeypunch
My dad had a lot of these but one that I remember most often is he told me that
“ If it smells good eat it“
“ If it smells good eat it“
Posted on 11/4/20 at 1:42 am to Donkeypunch
As you get older some things may not function as reliably as in the past.
While you may not be able to cut the mustard you can always lick the jar.
While you may not be able to cut the mustard you can always lick the jar.
Posted on 11/4/20 at 5:16 am to Jcorye1
quote:
Always shite on company time.
And never sweat on company time.
Posted on 11/4/20 at 5:18 am to Donkeypunch
If it floats, fricks or flies rent it, don't own it.
Don't cull any pussy.
Don't cull any pussy.
Posted on 11/4/20 at 5:19 am to Donkeypunch
Never trust a fart after 40
Posted on 11/4/20 at 5:48 am to jamiegla1
Keep a set of jumper cables in the car / truck. This is SOUND advice.
Check the damn oil. Again, sound advice.
Check air pressure....and the spare also. Sound advice.
My 21 year old son has learned this the hard way since leaving home....he called recently asking why his car was making a clicking noise and wouldn't start. Seriously. 21. I told him to get the jumper cables out, raise the hood, and someone would help him out...he did and they did...he was STUNNED. Did not know I had put cables in his car.
He also said he had a light on the dash that looked like a U with an exclamation point in it....the air pressure light. I told him to check the tires and sure enough the spare was low.
Check the damn oil. Again, sound advice.
Check air pressure....and the spare also. Sound advice.
My 21 year old son has learned this the hard way since leaving home....he called recently asking why his car was making a clicking noise and wouldn't start. Seriously. 21. I told him to get the jumper cables out, raise the hood, and someone would help him out...he did and they did...he was STUNNED. Did not know I had put cables in his car.
He also said he had a light on the dash that looked like a U with an exclamation point in it....the air pressure light. I told him to check the tires and sure enough the spare was low.
Posted on 11/4/20 at 5:50 am to Von
if you ain't ever failed you ain't ever tried.....
Posted on 11/4/20 at 7:35 am to Donkeypunch
Not really advice but I think it’s fitting for today.
“If your vote really mattered they wouldn’t let you do it”
“If your vote really mattered they wouldn’t let you do it”
Posted on 11/4/20 at 7:42 am to Donkeypunch
Posted on 11/4/20 at 7:46 am to Donkeypunch
Sex you turn down is sex you didn't have
Posted on 11/4/20 at 7:57 am to Rouge
quote:
Measure twice and cut once
Measure once and cuss twice
Posted on 11/4/20 at 8:00 am to OweO
quote:
My brother taught me a few things. He is 10 years older than I so he would tell me all kind of shite.
- Small girls have bigger pussies.
- Never buy what you can get for free.
Wise man. Hanging out with older brothers can definitely teach you how to get more pussy for sure
Posted on 11/4/20 at 8:03 am to OweO
quote:
Don't ever stick your dick in another man's hole"
God you suck. You literally just ruined a whole thread.
Posted on 11/4/20 at 8:03 am to Eyebesmacinhose
quote:
Beware of an old man in a young man’s profession- Unknown.
That ain't no shite, old man strength is real, and they've learned all the the short cuts over the years too
This post was edited on 11/4/20 at 8:11 am
Posted on 11/4/20 at 8:19 am to lowhound
from my grandfather, "'dere ain't nobody watching out for you than you"
"when you leave someplace, leave it right because you never know if you'll have to come back"
"when you leave someplace, leave it right because you never know if you'll have to come back"
Posted on 11/4/20 at 8:27 am to Donkeypunch
If it floats, flys or f’ks, rent it!
Posted on 11/4/20 at 8:35 am to tigernnola
One oh shite cancels a 1000 atta-boys!
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