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Old Man Advice
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:03 pm
I’ve found some of the best advice I’ve ever heard was from old men.
After my buddy ran wrong fuel in my chainsaw and burned it up. - “Two things you don’t lend out. Your girl & something with a motor because both will come back with a rod slung in them”
“Drunk mans words are sober mans thoughts “
And maybe my favorite. I overheard two guys talking in the Chic filet about the young guys divorce. The young guy said she told him they had just grown apart. The old man told him “a monkey doesn’t let go of a limb until it’s hanging on to another. “ it was all I could do not to lose it and give myself away eavesdropping.
I’d love to hear any Old man advice y’all have gotten over the years.
After my buddy ran wrong fuel in my chainsaw and burned it up. - “Two things you don’t lend out. Your girl & something with a motor because both will come back with a rod slung in them”
“Drunk mans words are sober mans thoughts “
And maybe my favorite. I overheard two guys talking in the Chic filet about the young guys divorce. The young guy said she told him they had just grown apart. The old man told him “a monkey doesn’t let go of a limb until it’s hanging on to another. “ it was all I could do not to lose it and give myself away eavesdropping.
I’d love to hear any Old man advice y’all have gotten over the years.
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Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:04 pm to Donkeypunch
My dad always used to tell me “never shite were you sleep“
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:04 pm to Donkeypunch
A monkey actually does let go at times before grabbing another. I seen it.
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:05 pm to Donkeypunch
never waste an erection
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:06 pm to Donkeypunch
Speak softly and have a big dick
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:07 pm to Donkeypunch
Bitches ain't shite but hoes and tricks.
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:07 pm to Donkeypunch
"Listen to me, son...."
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:08 pm to Donkeypunch
"Never date a woman who wears bigger pants than you"
Profound words from my father who had a firm rule about no fat chicks.
Profound words from my father who had a firm rule about no fat chicks.
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:12 pm to Donkeypunch
it isn't really advice but my dad always has a smart arse response for everything. I was driving to hunt and he bitched the whole time about me hitting potholes. On the way back he started hitting pot holes and when I commented he replied "you couldn't miss these with a wheelbarrow"
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:12 pm to Donkeypunch
From my FIL:
"Two things I've learned as I've gotten older: never trust a fart and never pass up a chance to use the bathroom".
"Two things I've learned as I've gotten older: never trust a fart and never pass up a chance to use the bathroom".
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:14 pm to Donkeypunch
Always shite on company time.
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:20 pm to Donkeypunch
Take care of your teeth
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:20 pm to Donkeypunch
The old guys at the golf course always like to tell me that I'm standing on the wrong side of the ball (I'm a lefty)
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:20 pm to Donkeypunch
You can’t bullshite a bullshitter
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:21 pm to Donkeypunch
Your spouse is the cause of 90% of all pleasure and 90% of all misery in your life...choose wisely.
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:22 pm to Donkeypunch
To this day, my Dad tells me, “Don’t take any wooden nickels.” 
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:22 pm to Donkeypunch
it it has tits or tires, you're going have problems with it.
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:28 pm to Donkeypunch
Define “old man”
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:32 pm to Donkeypunch
You can marry more money in 5 minutes than you can make in a lifetime.
Posted on 11/3/20 at 4:37 pm to Donkeypunch
Make sure to go ahead and name the boy Sue before you leave for milk and cigarettes.
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