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re: Okay Gumps, y'all got some 'splaining to do-Miss Alabama

Posted on 6/1/24 at 10:53 am to
Posted by bamaguy17
Member since Jul 2022
1242 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 10:53 am to
I had to research because I simply didn’t believe it. But yes, the land whale won some form of miss Alabama. This isn’t the Miss Alabama that competes for miss America but still…gross. Not even a pretty fat chick. Looks like me with a wig on
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32045 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 10:53 am to
quote:

She ate the rest of them... what could they do?


quote:

this is good. miss alabama should be an accurate and genuine representative of young women in alabama.


God bless both these posts.
Posted by dbb
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
213 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 11:16 am to
That crown on her head is like a basketball in Shaq’s hand.
Posted by liquid rabbit
Boxtard BPB®© emeritus
Member since Mar 2006
64509 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 11:18 am to
Is she a tranny or a real lady? If real lady, congrats to Alabama for not going full woke.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
18988 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 11:22 am to
quote:

Would
just need some flour to find the wet spot.

Make sure AC is blasting, otherwise there will be dozens of wet spots. Which is OK I guess.
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2357 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 11:24 am to


Well, her talent WAS farting SWEET HOME ALABAMA!























Please don't turn it up.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16529 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 12:32 pm to
Too many dinner roll tides
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72704 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 12:36 pm to
She continued doing her talent* even as she was being crowned:
quote:


*Hi-Ho speed bingeing

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138047 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 12:37 pm to
So big she could change the tide.
Posted by Czechessential
Member since Apr 2024
1437 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

*Hi-Ho speed bingeing



probably cramming a Big Mac she had hidden in her sash in her gullet
Posted by OrangeWhip
Member since Mar 2016
97 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 1:10 pm to
Damn, DeBoer landed a prize DT before LSU could
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57801 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

National American Miss Pageant


More like National American Never Missed A Meal Pageant.

Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8270 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 1:13 pm to
These fatties are the reason for rising ocean levels, not global warming.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
4381 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Bayou


Posting "this" is deserving of a perma ban!
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2866 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 1:16 pm to
How many sets a tittays she got?
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2327 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 1:46 pm to
JFC OP, it's a fake pay-to-play pageant.



Past Louisiana winners:





Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2145 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 1:52 pm to
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

The judges were doing a lot of beholding.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
17247 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

She ate the rest of them... what could they do?


I was thinking that.
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

She's on a strong bulking routine. Once completed, the shredding starts into lean muscle mass.

Filling out nicely.

Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6308 posts
Posted on 6/1/24 at 2:20 pm to
2nd place is fat too
This post was edited on 6/1/24 at 2:21 pm
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