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re: Ok, let's talk about swinging.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:07 pm to donkeydong
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:07 pm to donkeydong
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Two of my friends had swinger parties.. both dudes had baseball bats
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donkeydong
Name checks out
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Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:09 pm to RockAndRollDetective
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The wife and I were invited to swing about a year and a half ago. The guy's wife is damn nice looking too.
I would need to have some sorta edge or at least an equalizer over the other guy. A bigger cock or better looking. If he's got both over me, then no frickin' way.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:17 pm to Boring
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if your wife pulls out her phone and texts 10 guys in her phonebook, "hey wanna frick?" and you send the same thing to 10 girls...the wife will have a 100% response rate, you're probably hitting 10-20% if you're lucky.
Your wife might also be slamming in shape well hung studs and the majority you get are frumpy uggos and smelly skanks. Also, men are pretty much 100% into banging 100% of the time. Women aren’t. So you might get a lot of lackluster and low effort performances. Your wife won’t.
And women are vindictive. How are you going to handle the inevitable argument when you’re being an arse and she yells at you “you’ve never fricked me as good as whoever” or “I’ll just call whoever and cum later. It’s not like you can do it anyway”
It’s really nothing but cons for dudes and nothing but positives for women when you think about it.
This post was edited on 4/13/20 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:19 pm to Boring
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don't want the first lips that kiss my future son to have been wrapped around a dozen cocks
Probably too late pal
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:33 pm to Chef Free Gold Bloom
You’d be surprised. The saying in swinging is men get couples into it, women keep them there. While there are the couples where the lady was pushed into it, there are plenty of others where the woman’s sex drive puts any man to shame.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:34 pm to mdomingue
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mdomingue
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:38 pm to Commando
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You’d be surprised
I don’t think I would
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While there are the couples where the lady was pushed into it, there are plenty of others where the woman’s sex drive puts any man to shame.
I don’t doubt this at all. And it goes along with everything I said above.
My wife is beautiful, great in bed, and has the sex drive of a nympho. I’m a fat moron dipshit. I have no idea how I landed her, but there’s no chance I let her remember what other guys have to offer
If we got into swinging I’m sure she’d be booked every night and I’d get some scraps here and there.
All that said, I wouldn’t surprised at all if we got into swinging later like in our 50s after the kids are gone.
This post was edited on 4/13/20 at 6:39 pm
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:40 pm to Boring
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That all gets worked out beforehand. You find a couple (or more) whom you're compatible with and come to an agreement on rules (e.g. no kissing, condoms required, no anal).
I will say that women seem to handle the jealousy aspect better than men. Once men see their woman screaming in pleasure as another man's throbbing member stretches her out, they tend to have a very sobering moment of, "oh god what have I gotten myself into? this is nothing like the porn I watch." Kinda like how watching war movies and playing Call of Duty is a blast, but being shot at in some 3rd world desert shite hole actually really really sucks.
The one person who downvoted this needs their arse kicked! This was top notch truth!
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:46 pm to Crimson1st
All these happily "monogamous" men on here shaming swingers like they have superior knowledge of where his wife is at all times. Jody is always there and ready to please your wife, one degree of separation away.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:49 pm to Boring
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I will say that women seem to handle the jealousy aspect better than men. Once men see their woman screaming in pleasure as another man's throbbing member stretches her out, they tend to have a very sobering moment of, "oh god what have I gotten myself into? this is nothing like the porn I watch." Kinda like how watching war movies and playing Call of Duty is a blast, but being shot at in some 3rd world desert shite hole actually really really sucks.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:50 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Karen Fackler
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:52 pm to Pandy Fackler
This is the one occurrence where the term “cuck” is actually warranted but has been reduced to meaningless terminology thanks to Zou.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:54 pm to Pandy Fackler
quote:Already happening without you swinging.
Another guy railing my gal.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 7:01 pm to Pandy Fackler
It is seldom like the movies or porn. Most couples are nasty so you will find 1 or 2 that you will just meet up with to frick.
Your wife's fantasies will be fulfilled and new ones will be created, so you had better be comfortable when a guy with a 10" rhino cock fricks your wife to multiple orgasms and she asks for a creampie.
Your wife's fantasies will be fulfilled and new ones will be created, so you had better be comfortable when a guy with a 10" rhino cock fricks your wife to multiple orgasms and she asks for a creampie.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 7:03 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Now this is what we're talking about here.
Yeah shite's gotta get worked out before hand for sure
How are you going to workout it out beforehand? Get a lobotomy?
Posted on 4/13/20 at 7:05 pm to Chef Free Gold Bloom
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And women are vindictive. How are you going to handle the inevitable argument when you’re being an arse and she yells at you “you’ve never fricked me as good as whoever” or “I’ll just call whoever and cum later. It’s not like you can do it anyway”
Yep. She could bang 30 different dudes in a week and find a way to put all the blame on him if banged even one chick.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 7:10 pm to donkeydong
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Seriously, one of the guys is above average length but his mushroom is as big around as a coke can. Bar hopping in our teens/twenties one of us would ask the waitress if she had ever seen a cock the size of a coke can. When she would say no we would all point to him and say "SHOW HER DEAN".
You definitely dont hang around normal people.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 7:11 pm to fallguy_1978
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So you are good being a swinger, just not cool with your girlfriend or wife being one? Most men on the planet would take this deal
Women actually have this deal. It's called a "hotwife."
Posted on 4/13/20 at 7:18 pm to Chef Free Gold Bloom
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great in bed, and has the sex drive of a nympho.
She certainly does...
Posted on 4/13/20 at 7:18 pm to Pandy Fackler
What is allowed is only limited to permission, if they and you are game...then game on! But honestly, while I have been involved in full swapping, I am not to keen on my lady getting rammed by another guy. I learned this the night of the '09-'10 Saints playoff game against the Cardinals (poor Kurt Warner!) my girl and I wound up back in the room with a couple we knew pretty well. We had never all gotten together before, but the tension and flirting from all participants was obvious. So we are back in the room, everybody drunk as hell and it just starts going down. It started couple on couple, just each of us doing our own and then she came over to our side. I was initially hesitant, but then got the nod...and it was on! Luckily (for me) the other guy was all noodle dicked and I came prepared (Cialis cures whiskey dick). So my gal blew the guy but never had to get railed and I had my cake...and ate it too! But thinking about it the next day I was relieved...some guys can deal with it fine and some can't...I realized I am part of the latter. If you are lucky (like me), best case scenario is you will find a bisexual SO and have a polyamorous relationship instead of full on swinging and she is quite happy with bringing in another girl she likes. That way you are having MFF fun on the regular and no other dicks where mine goes...good times! They do things together without me as well and I don't have the slightest problem with that.
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