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re: Ok, let's talk about swinging.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:34 pm to Pandy Fackler
Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:34 pm to Pandy Fackler
quote:It's not a game of tennis. There isn't a rulebook.
What are the rules?
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Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:35 pm to Pandy Fackler
Yep. Pandy Fackler says he ain't no fanny packer.
This post was edited on 4/13/20 at 5:36 pm
Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:36 pm to northshorebamaman
quote:
t's not a game of tennis. There isn't a rulebook.
Never use your real name is probably a good rule.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:37 pm to FightinTigersDammit
quote:If you're swinging with randoms, I guess.
Never use your real name is probably a good rule.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:38 pm to northshorebamaman
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If you're swinging with randoms, I guess.
Actually, I think that's how the clubs work.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:39 pm to northshorebamaman
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quote:
What are the rules?
It's not a game of tennis. There isn't a rulebook.
There has to be rules.
What if for instance the gal you're boinking won't take a facial from you but your wife takes a shot in the mouth or gets buttfricked by who ever she's with?
I mean that shite's not fair man.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:40 pm to FightinTigersDammit
quote:Clubs are more of a European thing in my experience. I've been to one in Germany. It was wild but definitely not my scene.
Actually, I think that's how the clubs work.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:40 pm to Pandy Fackler
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Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:42 pm to Pandy Fackler
There's usually self-imposed rules but there's nothing really universal. People are into a wide variety of shite. An amazingly wide variety.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:43 pm to puse01
I hate to tell you this but most dudes who are ok with another dude banging their wife... have monster dongs and thats why it doesn't bother them. Two of my friends had swinger parties.. both dudes had baseball bats. There was a ton of couples that went and never returned for another, I think I know why.
This post was edited on 4/13/20 at 5:45 pm
Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:46 pm to donkeydong
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I hate to tell you this but most dudes who are ok with another dude banging their wife... have monster dongs and thats why it doesn't bother them. Two of my friends had swinger parties.. both dudes had baseball bats. There was a ton of couples that went and never returned, I think I know why.
Oh geez.
I've got a nice piece but it's no frickin' baseball bat.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:54 pm to Pandy Fackler
Seriously, one of the guys is above average length but his mushroom is as big around as a coke can. Bar hopping in our teens/twenties one of us would ask the waitress if she had ever seen a cock the size of a coke can. When she would say no we would all point to him and say "SHOW HER DEAN".
Im just saying, if you start swinging you are gonna run into something like that...or rather you lady will. He invited me to one of his parties and I was like...naw I'm good.
Im just saying, if you start swinging you are gonna run into something like that...or rather you lady will. He invited me to one of his parties and I was like...naw I'm good.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:56 pm to donkeydong
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donkeydong
You belong in this thread.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:57 pm to donkeydong
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Seriously, one of the guys is above average length but his mushroom is as big around as a coke can. Bar hopping in our teens/twenties one of us would ask the waitress if she had ever seen a cock the size of a coke can. When she would say no we would all point to him and say "SHOW HER DEAN".
Posted on 4/13/20 at 5:58 pm to Manzielathon
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Sounds like you’re speaking from personal experience?
Personal experience yes, but not me personally if that makes sense. I've known a few guys who found themselves in exactly the situation I described. Another downfall to swinging that I've seen play out in real life - if your wife pulls out her phone and texts 10 guys in her phonebook, "hey wanna frick?" and you send the same thing to 10 girls...the wife will have a 100% response rate, you're probably hitting 10-20% if you're lucky. Guys think opening up their relationship means they're gonna get a bunch of hot new puss, the reality is that most women have a handful of guys on retainer for a "just in case" scenario. But since this is a thread about swinging, I'll get back to the topic at hand.
To answer Pandy's question, I don't know how to compartmentalize the jealousy. I figured with age and my hormones leveling off that I'd stop being so possessive and learn to mellow out about all the "free love" and "the past doesn't matter" shite, but I haven't. I don't want my future son to be born out of the hole that has taken 30 dicks. I don't want the first lips that kiss my future son to have been wrapped around a dozen cocks. I don't want the lap that my future son sits on to have been passed around like a joint at a 311 concert. You get what I'm saying. If you choose to pursue the lifestyle, I wish you luck but I don't have any psychological tips for how to endure it. My advice is that even if you suspect you might have an issue with it, don't do it. It's not worth poisoning the well. To paraphrase a great Underoath song - don't pull into a space you can't back out of.
This post was edited on 4/13/20 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:01 pm to Boring
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You get what I'm saying
I get what you're saying man.
Right on.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:02 pm to Pandy Fackler
The wife and I were invited to swing about a year and a half ago. The guy's wife is damn nice looking too. But neither of us have that in us. We passed on it. It would be hard to figure which one of us would be more intolerant of the other getting some strange. It's asking for trouble unless you both really have some thick skin.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:03 pm to Thunder
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Hell no.... The trannys and lqbtq crowd will take it over
Why? They have a soccer board and an Aggy board they can meet up in.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:05 pm to RockAndRollDetective
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We passed on it.
Just take it as a compliment that another couple thinks you're both attractive enough to play with.
Posted on 4/13/20 at 6:06 pm to RockAndRollDetective
Used to talk to this gal online, and then on the phone. We never actually met. She gave me this "I'm a single Mom with some fantasies I want to experience". Long story short, she finally revealed she had a couple she fricked every month, and belonged to four (4) swing/BDSM clubs.
Now, I can understand joining one, for fun.
But four- you're a whore.
Downvoter, tell me where I'm wrong.
Now, I can understand joining one, for fun.
But four- you're a whore.
Downvoter, tell me where I'm wrong.
This post was edited on 4/13/20 at 6:18 pm
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