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re: Obnoxious things you did in the dorm (tugboat horn)
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:13 am to CAD703X
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:13 am to CAD703X
there was a guy named zach who would come down to the food court in the commons on southside wearing a robe every once in a while. he'd wait until peak occupation, disrobe and do a dance in a elephant thong.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:15 am to CAD703X
Hallway hockey. But we used taped-up dip cans instead of pucks so it was okay.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:15 am to Hangover Haven
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We bought a shite ton of crickets and put them under everyone's doors two nights before finals...
Friend down the hall shot bottle rocket under my door into my room. Got them back with breaking those fart smell vials under their door.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:16 am to cable
Every fall somebody would drop a pumpkin down the elevator shaft and the first 3 floors would have that rotting pumpkin smell for at least 2 weeks. We lived on the 6th floor so we didn't care. If you've never smelled rotting pumpkins in an enclosed space, it's pretty awful.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:17 am to Hangover Haven
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We bought a shite ton of crickets and put them under everyone's doors two nights before finals...
We also stole a chicken and let it roam on one of the floors..
We got some catfish stink bait and roll it up like a giant turd and dropped it next to one of the toilets in the bathroom... The RA wasn't happy, he thought someone shite on the floor.
We also started this thing called a mattress slide. We'd cover the hallway with baby powder and put that state funded plastic mattress on the floor, then run and dive on it to see how far we could slide.
I find crazy college guys so fascinating!
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:17 am to CAD703X
Manila envelope filled with shaving cream, slid the open end under a door and slam with a textbook. Fill trash can with water prop it inside on the elevator door and send to first floor. When elevator gets to first floor and opens the trash can falls and water goes everywhere.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:18 am to CAD703X
Living in the dorm sort of sucked, but it was some fun times I'll never forget.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:18 am to CAD703X
I hated dorm life, so I stayed away from my room as much as possible.
Though if I ever catch the motherfrickers who would constantly pulled the fire alarm at 2am, I will kick the shite out of them.
Though if I ever catch the motherfrickers who would constantly pulled the fire alarm at 2am, I will kick the shite out of them.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:20 am to LSUandAU
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I find crazy college guys so fascinating!
Sitting in a dorm room with nothing to do makes you come up with and do fascinating things.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:21 am to Hangover Haven
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Sitting in a dorm room with nothing to do
you sure you went to LSU? there weren't enough hours in the day for all of the shite we used to get into

Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:24 am to CAD703X
so glad i didnt live in the dorms.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:28 am to 777Tiger
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you sure you went to LSU? there weren't enough hours in the day for all of the shite we used to get into
No, Southeastern in the 80's... Us too, it was the sitting around stuff is when we got creative. Like lining a buddy's pickup bed with Visqueen and filling it with water to have a rolling pool around campus. It was 2 for 1 Daquiris and going through the drive through in that was interesting..
I think the best was two guys decided to have a pool party in their third floor room. They got one of those blow up pools filled with a piece of PVC running from the sink. They had a blast till it busted and it flooded all the rooms below them. When the RA got up there, they found all kinds of stolen shite in their room like a newspaper machine, gumball machine, parking meters all kinds of shite. They even had one of those aluminum umbrellas they stole from the Holiday Inn.
They got arrest and they had to do community service which they had them washing dishes in the cafeteria. So they dressed like a typical dishwasher would dress, and would drench people with the dish sprayer as they left the cafe.
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 11:41 am
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:29 am to LSUandAU
quote:you realize you're posting on a college sports board right?
I find crazy college guys so fascinating!
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:30 am to CAD703X
Held TulaneLSU over our rooftop balcony every Friday night.


Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:33 am to CAD703X
Dude living in our dorm was an a-hole and had ran his roommate off. Said roommate gave key to a group of friends of mine.
When fckface guy went home one weekend one guy dumped a can of tuna under his mattress and took a shite on the floor.
When fckface guy went home one weekend one guy dumped a can of tuna under his mattress and took a shite on the floor.
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:34 am to Chad504boy
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that's a hilarious way to break the ice after a nice gay butt frick with a buddy.
The butt frick didn't already break the ice?
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:37 am to SUB
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The butt frick didn't already break the ice?
to a degree but the romance of pillow talk afterwards with two shite dick diffusers can be a bit awkward for college freshman.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:39 am to JumpingTheShark
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Collecting Fluorescent lights out of ceiling and dropping them down the stairwell on the reg
Didn't have a proper sword duel instead?
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:41 am to CAD703X
i was a proctor in Broussard Hall for a year. on the last day of the year, someone filled one of those big trash cans about half full (probably 20-30 gallons) and leaned it against pitcher Jim Uremovich's door. when he opened the door, he got a flood in his room.
one day i turned a corner and a bottle rocket exploded at my foot. charles alexander, tracy porter and carlos carson had penny-ed Danny Soileau's door and everyone was shooting bottle rockets back and forth.
Ralph Mcinvale got mad at something and destroyed two king size down pillows in the upstairs hallway. when sent to clean it, he doubled down by using housekeeping's vacuum cleaner to try to pick up the feathers.
i posted a sign up list on my door, and later smelled smoke. an athletic trainer who lived in the dorm lit the paper, which caught the oil based paint on fire.
one day i turned a corner and a bottle rocket exploded at my foot. charles alexander, tracy porter and carlos carson had penny-ed Danny Soileau's door and everyone was shooting bottle rockets back and forth.
Ralph Mcinvale got mad at something and destroyed two king size down pillows in the upstairs hallway. when sent to clean it, he doubled down by using housekeeping's vacuum cleaner to try to pick up the feathers.
i posted a sign up list on my door, and later smelled smoke. an athletic trainer who lived in the dorm lit the paper, which caught the oil based paint on fire.
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:43 am to Pettifogger
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came home blackout drunk one night, took a 2 liter of coke he had, opened it and poured it out on my own bed. Then I calmly took a bunch of newspapers and put those down before laying down and going to sleep.
Did your butthole bleed the next morning?
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 11:44 am
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