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re: Obnoxious things you did in the dorm (tugboat horn)

Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:46 am to
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26559 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:46 am to
quote:

penny-ed Danny Soileau's door


Totally forgot about penny locking someone's door..
Posted by frankenfish
Crofton, MD
Member since Feb 2008
837 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:47 am to
My freshman year (Fall 1990) was in Power Hall (long since demolished.) It had these long urinals that you "flushed" by turning a handle at one end and water would jet out dozens of holes on the bottom of a ~6 foot tube and into the urinal. Someone realized you could turn that tube so that the holes faces out towards the user of said urinal, so when they turned that handle it soaked them with jets of water. We were out of control.

There also may or may not have been a diamond backed water snake released into those showers.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:47 am to
quote:

piratedude



you and I were there at the same time

quote:

Danny Soileau


nice dude
Posted by Abraham H Parnassis
Member since Jul 2020
2552 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:50 am to
Sports would have vendors there every so often giving out cans of shitty dip. Rooster, maybe?

Anyway, we'd piss in the empty cans and freeze them. Then, you could pop out the "piss puck", place it on the linoleum outside of the main door to a suite and push it right under the door.

In the morning, there'd be a little puddle of piss inside of a locked door.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:50 am to
quote:

never slip'n always gif'n

Sig worthy
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20829 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:54 am to
Ah I get it. So the butt frick broke his arse and the tugboat broke the ice.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26559 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 11:54 am to
Early in a Spring semester, there was one of those hard freeze nights hitting in January, so my roommate thought it was a good idea to turn on the sprinkler system to the rugby field behind the dorm.. The next morning it was like a winter wonderland.

Roommate also decided it was a good idea to put his giant squid from invertebrate anatomy lab in a buddy's bed under the sheets while he was sleeping. When he woke up, he screamed like a movie producer with a horse head in his bed..
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 12:13 pm
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78075 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

rlos carson had penny-ed Danny Soileau's door
simple yet immensely satisfying
Posted by Buck Strickland
Arlen, Texas
Member since Sep 2017
155 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 12:22 pm to
quote:

tugboat horn


I mistakenly assumed that this was a euphemism for a new sex act that I wasn't aware of. Now I'm disappointed.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 12:23 pm to
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I mistakenly assumed that this was a euphemism for a new sex act that I wasn't aware of. Now I'm disappointed.



you're thinking of the "rusty tugboat horn"
Posted by the4thgen
Dallas, tx
Member since Sep 2010
1779 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

motherfrickers who would constantly pulled the fire alarm at 2am


Truly the worst people in the entire college world.

*Edit: It got bad the year I was in the dorm when it was really cold outside, I would just hide under my bed when they would do room checks to make sure everyone was out so I didnt have to go stand outside in the cold.
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 12:28 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41522 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

He let that thing rip down the hallway of kirby smith

Which years did this happen?
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 12:36 pm
Posted by lesgeaux
Member since Jul 2008
3362 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 12:32 pm to
Guy in room next to us was in band and he and my roommate would get together and play the trumpet and the guitar with an amp turned to max volume while another friend would hold the amp directed upstairs to the hot girls who lived above us in Herget while screaming their names. Needless to say, those girls would come down pissed off and see the band geek in our room with a trumpet and the idiot standing on the bed with an amp. Any chance any of us had with them went down the tubes with those idiots. Good times
Posted by HTOWNTIGER1
**Platinum Member **Katy,Texas
Member since Dec 2004
7096 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 12:34 pm to
Penny locking doors & filling a large trash can about 3/4 full water & piss and tilting up against this jackass that everyone hated's door.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11070 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 12:40 pm to
I was playing in rock bands and slaying sorority girl poon.
To each his own.
This post was edited on 1/13/22 at 12:58 pm
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66928 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

Sitting in a dorm room with nothing to do makes you come up with and do fascinating things.


Perfected my left hand fap living in the dorms.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15320 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 1:06 pm to
Smoke weed
Posted by slaphappy
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2005
2340 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 1:36 pm to
In the late 70s, LSU rugby players flooded the third floor of Johnston Hall by running the showers. Add some laundry detergent and it was a giant slip and slide…

Dodson Hall fountain when it was a fountain…add Tide and skinny dip. Fun times.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155600 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

He let that thing rip down the hallway of kirby smith about 1am



If you tried this circa 2005-07 we would’ve met at sonic
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4516 posts
Posted on 1/13/22 at 2:17 pm to
A buddy of mine was a trombone player in the USC marching band, we roomed together my junior year in a dorm (Bates West) where our window opened up facing the band practice grounds.

One Gameday morning he played a tape of the marching band's songs through a loud guitar amp that he placed in the window and people walking around outside kept looking in that direction expecting to see the band, our RHD and RA spent 5 minutes knocking and yelling on our door but we couldn't hear them.

That building also had a trash chute, but we won't go there...
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