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re: Nuclear War in South Louisiana
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:11 pm to thumperpait
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:11 pm to thumperpait
quote:Likely a top 20 CONUS target
I live about 20 miles south of barksdale AFB. I would be toast.
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Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:20 pm to choupiquesushi
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SPR?
Strategic petroleum reserve in Hackberry
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:21 pm to Shiftyplus1
Yikes
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:28 pm to Hoodie
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Do you think there would be a thread about our end on Tiger Droppings
In all fairness, with 30 minute notice, I’m gonna first focus on getting laid before checking Tiger Droppings. The remaining 27 minutes will be spent on Tiger Droppings.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:29 pm to SloaneRanger
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, and you’d have replies complaining that it was on the wrong board
Nuclear war is trashy.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:31 pm to Hoodie
The good news is y’all would have a short time to celebrate as Barksdale AFB and North Louisiana would be one of the first places wiped off the map.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:33 pm to Big Jim Slade
I applaud your priorities but I believe our detection system would give us 11 minutes notice. 29 minutes from launch to detonation. But we wouldn’t pick up ICBMs until re-entry. That’d be roughly 11 minutes. That is assuming our government let us know as soon as they knew. Still, that potentially gives you a solid 8 minutes of shite posting.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:35 pm to pilsnerpusher
The hamsters would die within 30 seconds
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:40 pm to jbgleason
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No one is going to mention the SPR? Y'all realize that is a priority target and it's right in our backyard.
SPR should be pretty far down the target list to be honest. We don’t store refined products in the SPR, just crude oil. If you take out the refineries it becomes fairly useless.
Conventional wisdom holds that any nuclear first strike would be focused primarily on the country’s ability to retaliate. That means targeting nuclear installations first and foremost, followed by other military installations, followed by the defense industrial base. I would expect the defense industrial base starts with aerospace companies and weapons manufacturers and eventually moves to refineries and petrochemical plants. Once you reach that point, though, you’re kind of wasting warheads aiming at the SPR. We make 13 million barrels of oil a day.
That said, Erath and the Henry Hub might be fricked.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:42 pm to Hoodie
SPR and gulf oil makes us a prime target for the invasion. They can travel up the Mississippi River and split the country.
I think we get spared on the nukes for that reason
I think we get spared on the nukes for that reason
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:56 pm to jcaz
They would make it to the Mississippi delta and swamps of tensas parish and say frick it, not worth it.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 8:58 pm to jimjackandjose
I'm headed to Bogalusa because it has no redeeming qualities to make it a nuclear bombing site.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 9:03 pm to pilsnerpusher
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Still, that potentially gives you a solid 8 minutes of shite posting.
I'll be here with you.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 9:52 pm to dkreller
Strike on LC takes care of that
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:19 pm to Hoodie
quote:Chicken moved the TD hamsters to Texas in preparation of nuclear destruction of south LA
Nuclear War in South Louisiana
Posted on 3/25/24 at 10:26 pm to Hoodie
Posted on 3/25/24 at 11:03 pm to Hoodie
If the missiles start flying, I’m just going to go sit out in the front porch and wait for the second sunrise. I hope one overshoots New Orleans and takes me out in the first round. I want to be one of the ones the survivors envy.
This post was edited on 3/26/24 at 8:54 am
Posted on 3/25/24 at 11:06 pm to Lonnie Utah
You know, we might end up better off.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 11:50 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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Nuclear war is trashy.
I’ve seen better mushroom clouds in the quad.
Posted on 3/26/24 at 4:57 am to dkreller
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Strategic petroleum reserve in Hackberry
Also one in Iberville Parish 12 miles from Baton Rouge.
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