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Nuclear War in South Louisiana
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:38 pm
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:38 pm
The thread in the Political Talk board covering a podcast on nuclear war got me wondering how Armageddon would play out down here.
We’d be lucky to have 30 minutes from initial warning until the big kaboom.
Do you think there would be a thread about our end on Tiger Droppings?
Would baws rush to mow their lawns like before big storms?
We’d be lucky to have 30 minutes from initial warning until the big kaboom.
Do you think there would be a thread about our end on Tiger Droppings?
Would baws rush to mow their lawns like before big storms?
This post was edited on 3/25/24 at 6:44 pm
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Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:40 pm to Hoodie
All I know is crawfish prices would be even more out of control if southern La got nuked.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:41 pm to Hoodie
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Do you think there would be a thread about our end on Tiger Drippings?
100%
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:41 pm to Hoodie
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Do you think there would be a thread about our end on Tiger Drippings?
During Katrina, if you evacuated, you couldnt get a call out, even if you werent in Nola. Only text messages worked.
Nuclear war? We'd be lucky to launch a full Pron Bomb retaliatory strike on the OT.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:43 pm to billjamin
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All I know is crawfish prices would be even more out of control if southern La got nuked.
Or go down because the size of crawfish would be equal to a CRV. Just need a bigger pot.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:44 pm to billjamin
Crawfish sizes would be ridiculous in 30 years though so maybe the farmers would go easy on the new inhabitants.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:45 pm to Hoodie
Bread and milk baw.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:45 pm to Hoodie
There would be no WiFi, therefore no TD.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:45 pm to Hoodie
I'd run out and buy all of the toilet paper.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:45 pm to Hoodie
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Do you think there would be a thread about our end on Tiger Droppings?
go back over to the poliboard, theres prob 5 threads on the first page fantasizing about the end of America
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:53 pm to Hoodie
Not gonna lie, I feel like that's the only real long term solution for BR and NOLA
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:55 pm to Hoodie
Posted on 3/25/24 at 6:58 pm to Hoodie
Every 100k+ city has a guy that says his city would be the first to go because it’s a strategic city to a war effort.
Aiken has one.
Leesville has one.
Tricities has one.
Columbus ga has one.
Monroe has one.
Raleigh has one.
Every city has a guy that says it.
Aiken has one.
Leesville has one.
Tricities has one.
Columbus ga has one.
Monroe has one.
Raleigh has one.
Every city has a guy that says it.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:05 pm to dstone12
The next city down the road from me has a Campell's soup canning facility and a Pepperidge farms bakery. The wind blows from there to my house so I would be duked, nuked, fooked, rebuked, and puked on. 
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:07 pm to billjamin
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All I know is crawfish prices would be even more out of control if southern La got nuked.
Of course they would....they'd be pre-boiled.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:09 pm to Hoodie
Those bomb shelters in New Orleans would look like the Superdome after Katrina. I’d probably just take my chances with the blast.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:09 pm to Hoodie
30 minutes my arse. NORAD and the lot are going to take half that time to confirm launches, launch counterstrikes, and all of us are going to be on Teams/Webex calls when the alert comes in.
I'm lucky. I'm within five miles of hundreds of medical offices and hospitals. My area will be targeted by a couple of warheads, let alone what is going to happen to Baytown, Galveston, etc. I will never know what happened, but I will no longer need to pay child support.
I'm lucky. I'm within five miles of hundreds of medical offices and hospitals. My area will be targeted by a couple of warheads, let alone what is going to happen to Baytown, Galveston, etc. I will never know what happened, but I will no longer need to pay child support.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:10 pm to Alltheway Tigers!
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Or go down because the size of crawfish would be equal to a CRV. Just need a bigger pot.
Galvez Hardware stacked, coonass bank accounts fricked.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:10 pm to LemmyLives
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will no longer need to pay child support.
That’s a helluva silver lining.
Posted on 3/25/24 at 7:13 pm to dstone12
Baton Rouge has the 6th largest oil refinery in America. Garyville (40 miles away) is the 4th. Lake Charles has the 8th largest. Number 1 is in Port Arthur, right on the southwest border between us and Texas. This entire region would be a glowing wasteland 1 minute after DC was hit if the buttons were pushed.
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