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Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:33 pm to
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
36741 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:33 pm to
A snoring husband.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39635 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:36 pm to
I tore down the slave quarters used much of the slave house wood in our new house.

Bring it ghost slaves!!
Posted by Man4others
Member since Aug 2017
2063 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:58 pm to
Ice maker dropping ice sounds weird and will wake me up.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18812 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 11:03 pm to
Hotel orgy at next door at Eldorado in Shreepote. Tried to convince gf to check it out, but no luck. :-/
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
19308 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 11:29 pm to
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Farts

My 3 year old son crawled in bed with me and the wife a few nights back. He got settled and back to sleep and maybe 20 mins later he let a grown man fart rip. Was still dead asleep and laughing hysterically at his fart while never waking up.

Funniest shite I've seen in a while.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5492 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 11:42 pm to
quote:

My 3 year old son crawled in bed with me and the wife a few nights back. He got settled and back to sleep and maybe 20 mins later he let a grown man fart rip. Was still dead asleep and laughing hysterically at his fart while never waking up. Funniest shite I've seen in a while.


Are you sure it wasn’t your wife?
Posted by TIGERBAIT84
Member since May 2007
1958 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 12:25 am to
A crackhead sitting 3 feet behind my bedroom window talking in tongues at 3 am.

Now I want you to think about being work to someone talking in tongues.


I was certain it was a human so I went out a side door with a saw’d off and scared the shite out of him.
He never posed a threat so I only fired a shot in the opposite direction to literally scare the shite out of him and watch him walk on thin air(run like hell) out of site.
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 1:17 am
Posted by HollyWoodCole
CA
Member since Nov 2017
1255 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 12:33 am to
Woke up in my younger sister's (no pics) house on the couch.

Took me about 30 mins to find the coon in the attic trap. Trap was placed months previously.

Long story but no more noises now.
Posted by Ignignokt
Member since Dec 2005
3382 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 12:46 am to
Weird dream so not really a noise that my son (8 years old) came in our bedroom. He stood next to me and said “I love you daddy. I have to go now.” I was startled awake and ran to his room where he was sleeping soundly. I sat there in his room for a good while before I went back to bed.
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20449 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 2:10 am to
quote:

few years ago an earthquake woke me up.

Turns out it was just an explosion about 40 miles away


Had that happen before. When I was thirteen, four successive explosions over about ten seconds shot me out of bed. Sounded like God’s cannon going off, and they rattled our windows. I literally thought we were being invaded. Turned out it was a gunpowder factory exploding almost ten miles away.

A couple months ago, I woke to what I’m guessing were coyotes howling behind our house. Could’ve been a rougarou, but I’m hoping it was coyotes.
Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
3574 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 2:53 am to
apartment, a group of bikers were below window, outside in the alley all revving their engines at 3am..the moment it happened I jumped out of bed and kicked my dog.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18681 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 4:12 am to
Fell asleep on the couch and woke up to a crash when the Christmas tree stand gave out. Thought we were being burgled.
Posted by otowntiger
O-Town
Member since Jan 2004
15651 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 4:31 am to
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My dog puking on my carpet. That sound will snap you out of deep sleep

. This! And the cat.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 5:36 am to
quote:

’ve been hearing “scratching” coming from the living room lately at night


You have rats in your house dude.

It's not a scary noise. Your nasty arse house has a rodent infestation. Probably
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 6:59 am to
When me and my wife first got married we lived in an old house her mother owns. Was built in 1800s and around 1886 the doctor that owned added on to have his practice in it. This part was now the master bedroom. Family believed a little girl haunts the house. She’s been seen standing in upstairs windows, toys played with at night /moved/ turned on. Stuff like that

Wasn’t a sound but actual movement. Her son was 3 and we were trying to get him out of the habit of sleeping in bed with us. Woke up to the feeling of him crawling up from the bottom of the bed. Actually felt pressure and sat up in bed and reached for him but couldn’t feel anything but the weight on the blanket was still there. Reached to turn on the lamp and it was gone.


Woke up one night to the loudest scratching in the walls right by my head. Sounded like something was trying to come through. Turns out one of the barn cats had babies in the attic and they would use the studs in the uninsulated walls to climb up and down

Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58382 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:35 am to
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42830 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:39 am to
A NOAA Weather Radio going off in the middle of the night will just about give you a heart attack.

Of course, it’s job is to wake you up, and it does that.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30242 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:40 am to
Rat in the wall
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15356 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:51 am to
I can sleep through damn near anything. What does wake me up from time to time is I think the bedroom is filled up with smoke. So I get up to see if anything is on fire and it goes away.
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10547 posts
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:04 am to
congrats on the rat infestation
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