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New Zealand... wait...WTF?

Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:40 pm
Posted by reo45
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:40 pm





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Reddit commenter who said of this realization:

I’m literally sitting here in tears feeling like I’m about to have a panic attack. My entire understanding of everything has been shaken to the core. When this all came to my attention a couple days ago I go over to my sister’s room and look for this globe we’ve had for years. First place I look is for New Zealand northeast area of Australia… lo and behold, New Zealand is now southeast of Australia in the middle of nowhere. At that point it felt like I had been kicked in the stomach. I won the geography award in grade school and have a plaque that my parents still have on display, and I’m willing to scan it to prove it. Geography is something I’ve always had a keen awareness of.


Nope, sorry miss.

It is here.




And I also remember it vividly being exactly where it is on dazed and confused.

Before I looked at the map I drew it out next to Australia as I remembered it in my mind. I showed my SO (the nut) where it was I remembered.

Well, when we look at it it is exactly where I said it was in the dazed and confused photo.

But, I fact I am wrong, although I drew it exactly where the first photo depicts it.

What is going on? I need some more juice.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:41 pm to
Someone just watched Last Week Tonight
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:41 pm to
What the frick are you talking about?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:42 pm to
I've never thought it was anywhere except where it is.

And I've smoked more than everyone on that show combined.
This post was edited on 2/25/19 at 11:43 pm
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:43 pm to
Even trans people aren’t this confused
Posted by HempHead
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

Even trans people aren’t this confused



Posted by DavidTheGnome
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:45 pm to
Posted by Mkay 84
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:46 pm to
Posted by reo45
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:46 pm to
Location of NZ on world map.

I vividly remember it West of Australia.

I drew it out on a map for my SO exactly where the photo from Dazed and Confused shows it to be.

But, it isnt. It is southeast in the middle of nowhere.

This post was edited on 2/25/19 at 11:47 pm
Posted by List Eater
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:48 pm to
The Berenstein Bears
Posted by jim712
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:48 pm to
Bigots however just might be confused
Posted by BowlJackson
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Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:51 pm to
quote:

First place I look is for New Zealand northeast area of Australia… lo and behold, New Zealand is now southeast of Australia in the middle of nowhere



Also, who the frick ever heard of a country in South America called Suriname until the last few years? It definitely didn't exist when I was geography bee runner up in 4th grade in 99

Probably came from the same dimension where Taured exists
This post was edited on 2/25/19 at 11:51 pm
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 2/25/19 at 11:53 pm to
quote:

It definitely didn't exist when I was geography bee runner up in 4th grade in 99





There's that Bama education
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:19 am to
What is this stupid shite. New Zealand has always been where it is. This is nothing like Sinbad being in a genie movie.

New Zealand isn’t even on the Dazed and Confused globe for some reason.

I hate the internet and how it lets people collectively be idiots and re-enforce their idiocy in turn making people think it’s ok to be retarded.
Posted by RGJ18
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:23 am to
Pass the joint bro
Posted by noonan
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:24 am to
quote:

First place I look is for New Zealand northeast area of Australia


That's always been New Guinea. I remember because I grew up playing Risk.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:35 am to
quote:

What is this stupid shite. New Zealand has always been where it is. This is nothing like Sinbad being in a genie movie.

New Zealand isn’t even on the Dazed and Confused globe for some reason.



I've figured it all out.

Mandela Effect is a sign that the multiverse is collapsing and alternate dimensions are combining. Some of us have always been in dimension where New Zealand has always been in its current location, most of us came from a dimension where New Zealand was to the northeast of Australia.

It all makes sense now.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:39 am to
quote:

I've figured it all out.

Mandela Effect is a sign that the multiverse is collapsing and alternate dimensions are combining. Some of us have always been in dimension where New Zealand has always been in its current location, most of us came from a dimension where New Zealand was to the northeast of Australia.

It all makes sense now.






You ain't figured shite out.



Australia doesn't even exist.




Idiot.
Posted by reo45
Member since Nov 2015
6362 posts
Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:42 am to
I have no clue how this thread got so many people's panties in a wad.

I vividly remember New Zealand West of Australia.

I drew it on a map I made before ever seeing photos of it as mine which also exist to be seen. Some don't even have NZ on the globe

Some remember vividly Northeast.

But I freaked my SO out completely as she said, "before I show you the map draw it as you remember it".

I did so. It matched two maps we saw including the one from Dazed and Confused. Then she showed me the other maps where it didn't exist at all and where it lied some how further out in the Pacific and others closer to Australia.

Posted by wallowinit
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Posted on 2/26/19 at 12:42 am to
C'mon man
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