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New business opportunity in Texas for cattle ranches
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:05 am
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:05 am
Rent out cows for Hindu house blessing ceremonies
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If tweet fails to load, click here. Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:06 am to stout
At these beef prices? They better be putting down a huge deposit.
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:06 am to stout
I thought an aggie was bringing his girlfriend home to meet mom.
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:07 am to stout
I bet this happened close to where I live, North of Dallas.
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:07 am to OysterPoBoy
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putting down a huge deposit
The hindus will also bathe in the huge deposits of the cattle, its a money-making bonanza!
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:07 am to castorinho
You know it's confusing for them because they are not entirely sure if it was the cow that shite on the floor
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:08 am to stout
Who the frick approved this bullshite.
I live in the middle of it NW DFW
I live in the middle of it NW DFW
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:12 am to stout
I've found some creative ways to pimp out the ranch for money but this is a new one.
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:18 am to stout
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:37 am to stout
You know it smell crazy in there.
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:41 am to stout
here’s an idea: we’ll give you the cow and a plane ticket if you just go back to where you came from.
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:47 am to stout
“This is what ____ is doing to America”
Investing capital and respecting property?
Investing capital and respecting property?
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:05 pm to stout
Just wait. New Orleans will be renamed New Varanasi
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:09 pm to stout
Well, my "pork rinds for Muslim weddings" didn't work out that great, so imma sit this one out...
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:15 pm to SneezyBeltranIsHere
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I thought an aggie was bringing his boyfriend home to meet mom.
FIFY
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:39 pm to The Third Leg
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“This is what ____ is doing to America” Investing capital and respecting property?
cute.
Pretending every cultural import is automatically “enriching” and beyond discussion is quite the sleight of hand. A country is allowed to ask whether newcomers are assimilating into its values… or expecting the country to endlessly adapt to theirs.
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:57 pm to stout
Makes you take your shoes off at the door, but lets the cows shite all over the house. 
Posted on 5/7/26 at 1:36 pm to Klark Kent
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Pretending every cultural import is automatically “enriching” and beyond discussion is quite the sleight of hand. A country is allowed to ask whether newcomers are assimilating into its values… or expecting the country to endlessly adapt to theirs.
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