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New business opportunity in Texas for cattle ranches

Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:05 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182165 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:05 am
Rent out cows for Hindu house blessing ceremonies









Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44773 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:06 am to
At these beef prices? They better be putting down a huge deposit.
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
4300 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:06 am to
I thought an aggie was bringing his girlfriend home to meet mom.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
87467 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:07 am to
I bet this happened close to where I live, North of Dallas.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36066 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:07 am to
quote:

putting down a huge deposit


The hindus will also bathe in the huge deposits of the cattle, its a money-making bonanza!
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182165 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:07 am to
You know it's confusing for them because they are not entirely sure if it was the cow that shite on the floor



Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29530 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:08 am to
Who the frick approved this bullshite.





I live in the middle of it NW DFW
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
87467 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:09 am to
Move to Lucas.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18016 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:12 am to
I've found some creative ways to pimp out the ranch for money but this is a new one.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182165 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:14 am to
You're welcome
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23990 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:18 am to
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
26686 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:37 am to
You know it smell crazy in there.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74783 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:41 am to
here’s an idea: we’ll give you the cow and a plane ticket if you just go back to where you came from.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12611 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 11:47 am to
“This is what ____ is doing to America”

Investing capital and respecting property?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
38440 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:05 pm to
Just wait. New Orleans will be renamed New Varanasi
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
39577 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:09 pm to
Well, my "pork rinds for Muslim weddings" didn't work out that great, so imma sit this one out...
Posted by PenguinNinja
Antarctica (and Japan)
Member since Sep 2011
2390 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

I thought an aggie was bringing his boyfriend home to meet mom.


FIFY
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
74783 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:39 pm to

quote:

“This is what ____ is doing to America” Investing capital and respecting property?


cute.

Pretending every cultural import is automatically “enriching” and beyond discussion is quite the sleight of hand. A country is allowed to ask whether newcomers are assimilating into its values… or expecting the country to endlessly adapt to theirs.
Posted by AaronDeTiger
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2014
2344 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 12:57 pm to
Makes you take your shoes off at the door, but lets the cows shite all over the house.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182165 posts
Posted on 5/7/26 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

Pretending every cultural import is automatically “enriching” and beyond discussion is quite the sleight of hand. A country is allowed to ask whether newcomers are assimilating into its values… or expecting the country to endlessly adapt to theirs.



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