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re: Nelly Furtado stopped eating like a bird

Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:17 am to
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
36457 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:17 am to
She’s 46–she’s probably hitting perimenopause and 35 is like hitting a wall for women’s metabolisms.

Age happens to us all.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4083 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:20 am to
First to see or hear of the name. Some of us get the fats, I suppose.

Per wiki: "Nelly Kim Furtado ComIH (/f?r't??do?/ f?r-TAH-doh, European Portuguese: [fu?'taðu]; born December 2, 1978) is a Canadian singer and songwriter. She has sold over 45 million records, including 35 million in album sales."

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Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
87469 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:24 am to
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What the hell?

Hypothyroidism?

More like 20 years
Posted by Tom Servo
Member since Aug 2009
584 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:25 am to
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9704 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:25 am to
Churros and Sopapillas
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134617 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:26 am to
From Nellie Furtado

To Jelly Fattardo
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37006 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:26 am to
She looks like a young Courtney Cox in that first picture
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
13777 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:30 am to
Guess she’s not promiscuous any more.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
27191 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:33 am to
Frittata? That’s a whole casserole.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44804 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:39 am to
Oh hell yes.
Posted by DVNO
Four Capital Letters
Member since Jun 2013
406 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:45 am to
quote:

Hispanic girls…


I believe she's Portuguese, so she would be latin, not hispanic as hispanic refers to spanish. Common misconception

Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30235 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:46 am to
quote:

It looks like she’s trying to camouflage her fupa. Not even Realtree can hide that thang.

Fupa? That's a whole sofa.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:49 am to
As a friend of mine used to say, "acres and acres of love".
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
42232 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:52 am to
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I'm like a curd, I cannot fly away.


Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5793 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 9:59 am to
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She’s 46–she’s probably hitting perimenopause and 35 is like hitting a wall for women’s metabolisms. Age happens to us all.


If she had put on a dress size or two I could go along with you. There are a lot of 46 year old women who don’t look like completely different people from their 30 year old selves.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62186 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 10:01 am to
She is not fat….just big-bonded.
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91793 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 10:09 am to
She looks like a Spanish Lizzo now. Damn
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13791 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 10:16 am to
She’ll never fly away with all that extra baggage.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102651 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 10:18 am to
Oddly still not bad looking for a big girl


Still wood
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
35492 posts
Posted on 8/10/25 at 10:20 am to
Are celebrities not allowed to take Ozempic?

Seems there’s a daily “look how fat this famous person is” thread.

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