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re: neighbors dog keeps using my yard as its toilet, how can I stop this?
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:26 pm to SEC. 593
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:26 pm to SEC. 593
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Grab and take it to the city pound as a lost dog. After taking off its tags of course.
Did you just tell him to take his neighbors dog to pound town?
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Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:28 pm to geauxtigers87
Kick it's arse and run it off if it bothers you that much. Dogs don't like getting beat and hit with rocks and yelled at.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:41 pm to geauxtigers87
Put peanut butter in a squeeze tube and squeeze it on the freshest poop piles you can find. Your neighbor's dog will go home with foul breath and fur.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:44 pm to geauxtigers87
Spray it with hose. Unless it likes that.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:45 pm to geauxtigers87
Seriously, I've done this before and it worked (only after I tried twice talking to them and they failed to solve the problem): Every single time you see the dog shitting in your yard, get a shovel, scoop it up, and deposit the dog shite on their front door step...and by front door step, not just on their porch randomly, but literally just about touching their front door.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 6:58 pm to geauxtigers87
Dogs poop outdoors
Posted on 11/19/14 at 7:13 pm to geauxtigers87
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This post was edited on 1/13/21 at 8:52 am
Posted on 11/19/14 at 7:18 pm to geauxtigers87
A. Fence
2. Cops
III. Ruger
2. Cops
III. Ruger
Posted on 11/19/14 at 7:31 pm to geauxtigers87
Use a shovel and toss it onto their lawn or, preferably, their sidewalk.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 7:32 pm to geauxtigers87
Our crazy neighbor's dog kept crapping in our yard. The neighbor was a certified psycho so there was no talking to him. So my husband and went to his mom's house (across the street from ours) to get his slingshot. We picked up some good rocks along the way.
Then we waited, ducking down behind the screen door bottom panel. Sure enough the little azzh*** can trotting into our yard to take a dump. My husband pegged that dumb dog so hard in the butt that the dog yelped, jumped and did a 180 and took off down the street.
My husband decided to take another shot at the dog in the street. He missed, the rock bounced on the street and went hurtling towards his mom's picture window. It smacked it hard and it was loud.
Just like two idiots we instantly ducked down behind the door and watched what would happen next. His mom came out n her porch and yelled "Stop hiding you little Bastage, I know it was you. You just came and got the sling shot 10 minutes ago, do you think I'm f*****g stupid?"
His mom is an amazing little old Italian lady with a heart of gold and the vocabulary of a sailor. The dog never came in my yard again.
TL;DR - Use a slingshot but be careful of what you may hit if you miss the dog.
Then we waited, ducking down behind the screen door bottom panel. Sure enough the little azzh*** can trotting into our yard to take a dump. My husband pegged that dumb dog so hard in the butt that the dog yelped, jumped and did a 180 and took off down the street.
My husband decided to take another shot at the dog in the street. He missed, the rock bounced on the street and went hurtling towards his mom's picture window. It smacked it hard and it was loud.
Just like two idiots we instantly ducked down behind the door and watched what would happen next. His mom came out n her porch and yelled "Stop hiding you little Bastage, I know it was you. You just came and got the sling shot 10 minutes ago, do you think I'm f*****g stupid?"
His mom is an amazing little old Italian lady with a heart of gold and the vocabulary of a sailor. The dog never came in my yard again.
TL;DR - Use a slingshot but be careful of what you may hit if you miss the dog.
This post was edited on 11/19/14 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 11/19/14 at 7:39 pm to geauxtigers87
Red Rider BB Gun.
Shoot it in the flank once. After that, all you have to do is turn the gun up and the sound of the bbs will make him roll out.
Shoot it in the flank once. After that, all you have to do is turn the gun up and the sound of the bbs will make him roll out.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 7:47 pm to J Murdah
Go to your neighbors yard and take a shite yourself. Do it everyday until they take charge of their dog.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 7:49 pm to geauxtigers87
Don't sweat the small stuff man
It's just a dog pissing and shitting in your yard. Life's too short to be pissed about that type if stuff
It's just a dog pissing and shitting in your yard. Life's too short to be pissed about that type if stuff
Posted on 11/19/14 at 7:54 pm to Btrtigerfan
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Posted on 11/19/14 at 7:59 pm to Walt OReilly
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Don't sweat the small stuff man
It's just a dog pissing and shitting in your yard. Life's too short to be pissed about that type if stuff
It's all fun and games until you have to pick it out of the soles of your Skechers.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 8:04 pm to geauxtigers87
quote:
the neighbors refuse to lock the stupid dog up so it just runs all over the place and chooses my yard. the little frick even runs up when i'm outside and stares at me while he does it sometimes. i can't do anything to it because i'm the new guy on the block and i would immediately be blamed.
inb4shittyneighborhood
Eta: I have talked to them numerous times already.
Pick up the shite, take it over to their house, smear it all over their front door.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 8:11 pm to geauxtigers87
BB gun solved my problem, just 1 pump and hit it in the arse. After the third shot it finally learned.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 8:17 pm to Walt OReilly
People that say this probably have never stepped in dog poo, or got stuck to their lawn mower tire.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 8:18 pm to geauxtigers87
Go take a shite on your neighbor's doorstep tonight.
Posted on 11/19/14 at 8:35 pm to geauxtigers87
quote:
Eta: I have talked to them numerous times already.
No offense but if that is true and they still let it happen people must look at you as a pushover
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