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JazzyJeff
| Favorite team: | |
| Location: | Japan |
| Biography: | rugged good looks, smart, funny |
| Interests: | football, movies, books, theology, orthodox history |
| Occupation: | teacher |
| Number of Posts: | 3938 |
| Registered on: | 9/6/2006 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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quote:If this were true, she would not be stripping. She’s got issues.
Recently went on a few dates with a nice, well put together young lady. Seemed very determined, goal oriented, educated, and genuinely happy with her life.
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re: What's the worst thing you've ever done to a lady...?
Posted by JazzyJeff on 10/19/17 at 10:03 pm to PaperPaintball92
quote:Anal is for figs.
Anal
quote:Which one?
I made my wife read one of your shitty threads.
quote:It's 100% true.
Yeahhh none of that story is true but cool story bro.
re: What's the worst thing you've ever done to a lady...?
Posted by JazzyJeff on 10/19/17 at 9:34 pm to jamboybarry
quote:My wife is not fat nor a hag; just lazy...at times.
One night you're bitching about your fat hag wife.
You can't fricking read?
What's the worst thing you've ever done to a lady...?
Posted by JazzyJeff on 10/19/17 at 9:31 pm
Way back when I was single and living the man-whore life here in Japan, I went to a popular club and picked up a fairly attractive lady and took her to one of the ubiquitous love hotels you find here.
After I made her toes curl, she went to take a shower and I got dressed and left before she was finished...meaning she had to pay for the room as well as deal with being ditched.
Well...a couple of weeks later I went back to the same club. And while strolling through the club checking out the ladies, my friend from two weeks earlier approached me and slapped the shite of of me for what I had done to her.
I apologized, bought her some drinks, put my considerable womanizing skills to use and got her to leave with me again and go to a love hotel.
And yes...I abandoned her again after I gave her a proper pounding.
I sometimes fell some shame about this. It was a dick move to be sure.
After I made her toes curl, she went to take a shower and I got dressed and left before she was finished...meaning she had to pay for the room as well as deal with being ditched.
Well...a couple of weeks later I went back to the same club. And while strolling through the club checking out the ladies, my friend from two weeks earlier approached me and slapped the shite of of me for what I had done to her.
I apologized, bought her some drinks, put my considerable womanizing skills to use and got her to leave with me again and go to a love hotel.
And yes...I abandoned her again after I gave her a proper pounding.
I sometimes fell some shame about this. It was a dick move to be sure.
Miss New Orleans or Miss Baton Rouge.
I was pleased to see so many brunettes there.
I was pleased to see so many brunettes there.
quote:It wouldn't take much effort to create some
I’m just copying and pasting. I’m not gonna a spend time formatting for you clowns
white space in there...
dip shite.
Yea...I came here to post the link but you beat me to it. A good article indeed.
The Clintons have the kind of money and connections that will make it unlikely they ever face any kind of prosecution.
They are truly evil people who have sold their souls to Satan himself; and why people actually like them is beyond belief.
They are truly evil people who have sold their souls to Satan himself; and why people actually like them is beyond belief.
re: WaPo: How the Saints salvaged their secondary and became a legitimate NFC threat
Posted by JazzyJeff on 10/19/17 at 7:24 pm to The Cool No 9
I find myself a bit moist in my privates after reading that.
I find obese women revolting.
Tell her, “Well, yes I could, and while eating, give zero fricks.”
re: Does anyone else have a lazy wife?
Posted by JazzyJeff on 10/19/17 at 1:21 am to SuperSaint
quote:Dream on brother! She is very pretty, though.
pics?
I love halfies
re: Excessive Caffeine and brain hemorages
Posted by JazzyJeff on 10/18/17 at 10:46 pm to Pelican fan99
quote:Yep...My oldest worked for Red Bull for about a year but went back to his previous job. He said he couldn't in good conscience promote a product that he would not allow his own kid to consume.
Energy drinks are pretty much poison
quote:Oooh! You got me.
so you just decided to settle on the one who treated you like a bitch?
I'm surprised you've been allowed to hang out this long, tbh. There's shite to do around there my dude
quote::lol: You have no idea the amount of arse I could tap here if I wanted to. I'm an above average looking white dude in Japan where the women are beautiful all they way up to age 100, but the men are ugly af, have tiny dicks, and have zero game.
These are the reasons you should always be ready for the open market. Your market value is low or she wouldn't treat you this way. You're stuck. She knows no one else wants your arse.
quote:The son pays the equivalent of 500 dollars a month to stay at home but he'll be moving out by the end of the year.
So your adult children live rent free AND don't have to do any household chores?
The daughter is a third year university student who also works...so she's good. She does keep her room in tip top shape but not much else.
re: Does anyone else have a lazy wife?
Posted by JazzyJeff on 10/18/17 at 9:35 pm to iluvdatiger
quote:That's what I thought. My brothers and I did it all in regards to housework growing up and I assumed my kids would be the same. But they are not much into the house cleaning thing. The wife and I dropped the ball in this arena for sure.
Oh hell no. If i ever have a kid, that child will be cleaning the whole house like i was by middle school.
quote:Asian women give off the impression of docility but once vows are taken...may sweet baby Jesus protect us poor men from the wrath of an oriental wife.
Damn, I thought older Asian women treated American men like kings....the newer generation rubbed off on her. I would get rid of the bat now.
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