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re: Nebraska child’s name incorrectly listed as 'Unakite Thirteen Hotel'

Posted on 2/25/25 at 9:43 am to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18931 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 9:43 am to
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Further complicating the matter, the certificate of live birth listed a bizarre name on it: Unakite Thirteen Hotel.

The person that allowed this needs to be fired immediately.
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2648 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 9:46 am to
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outside of Omaha


Banger

Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2648 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 9:46 am to
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outside of Omaha


Banger

Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2648 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 9:46 am to
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outside of Omaha


Banger

Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42491 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 9:46 am to
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instead of a birth certificate, the girl had received only a certificate of live birth — an unofficial document that hospitals submit to start the process of generating government-issued birth certificates.


That's all you need to become president.
Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
4909 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 9:55 am to
Not gonna lie . I was shocked to see a Lily white child with this bizarre arse story
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147756 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 10:04 am to
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what an adorable little girl. God Bless her with the ability to strive and flourish. And bless the dad with the strength to provide and nurture.
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2612 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 10:09 am to
It's actually Uniform Thirteen Hotel. It's her amateur radio callsign.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
91798 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 10:11 am to
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“I was told it was a computer-generated name,” he said.


How does this even happen? Did the birth mom not put a name on the paperwork?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119864 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 10:32 am to
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Not gonna lie . I was shocked to see a Lily white child with this bizarre arse story



I figured they were white because... Nebraska. I played the odds.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
106757 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 10:34 am to
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Unakite is a cool name.


I would just go by Una.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132926 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 10:36 am to
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So is that pronounced una kite or una key tay?


'Dat name be pro-nouns "You-Neek", cuz I said so.'
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
43726 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 10:36 am to
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Cute little girl. I hope her life goes well and her dad does right by her.


Yes she is a cute little girl. The dad looks like he loves her and there is a cross in the home so hopefully there is a chance.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42491 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 10:36 am to
Very cut little girl.

Do they have a rug on top of carpet?
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
35459 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 10:37 am to
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I guess if you're okay giving the federal government more of your money, you don't have to have one for a kid.


Or if you happen to want the child to have health insurance.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
23466 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 10:40 am to
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All very unfortunate but this is what I suspect is a problem with the father being unable to be proactive, diligent and committed to following a process until completion. I'd be willing to bet he, like many other members of society these days, has been frustrated with the system and paperwork and just thrown his hands up and expects someone to come to his rescue.



Could be but I doubt it. Having dealt with bureaucracies more times than I want to they can invent road blocks to road blocks.

Posted by DarkDrifter
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2011
4909 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 11:06 am to
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I figured they were white because... Nebraska. I played the odds.


Fair point
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
24317 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 11:25 am to
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How does this even happen? Did the birth mom not put a name on the paperwork?



The mom gave birth in a house, then immediately gave the baby up to "foster parents" which I can only imagine is another story all in itself.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2841 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:16 pm to
Is that a Mississippi State cap?
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
33031 posts
Posted on 2/25/25 at 12:24 pm to
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he has been unable to get any services for her

Always seems to be the problem

Needing a SS# so that everyone else gets to chip in for raising your kid. Its like a govt run gofundme.

Except its at a gunpoint
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