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re: Natalie Portman is back on the market: divorcing her bobble head husband

Posted on 8/7/23 at 7:08 pm to
Posted by FrankandBeans
Member since Sep 2022
642 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 7:08 pm to
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More than one woman wants him?


Not exactly. Maybe that’s why Wayne Brady came out the closet.
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8941 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 7:17 pm to
If she hooks up with butthole eyes, unfunny Pete Davidson, I will kick a kitten.


She says she wants to drink and fight, and F- all night.

Natalie Raps

I would gladly pay for her dry cleaning.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51013 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 7:25 pm to
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I always thought Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightly look like twins

Apparently George Lucas agrees with you.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72899 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 7:29 pm to
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Ok let’s see. You are married for over 10 years and NOW you decided to cheat….
People in glass trailers shouldn’t throw stones.

OP: Portman is beautiful, ftr.
This post was edited on 8/7/23 at 7:31 pm
Posted by L5ut1g3r
Member since Mar 2019
1467 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 7:45 pm to
Look at the globe on that fella!
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
58939 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 8:02 pm to
Holy shite that forehead. That top pic almost looks fake
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41483 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 8:02 pm to
I didn’t realize she married megamind
Posted by Shooter
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
8755 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 8:03 pm to
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Damn, that's a five head



Bud, that's more than 5
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6341 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 8:09 pm to
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That may be the biggest forehead I have ever seen. It is actually kind of amazing.
Posted by Hardluck Harry
Member since Jul 2023
617 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 8:12 pm to
Sit the frick down, Peyton Manning.
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1405 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 8:45 pm to
He is eloping with Justin Trudeau.

Frickin phag.

I couldnt hurt her but i would for dam sure try.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
3422 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 8:51 pm to
Don’t worry, she’ll find another super-wealthy corporate executive just like 99% of all Hollywood women do
Posted by Leon the pro
318
Member since Jul 2014
616 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 8:51 pm to
Dude has fingers crossed for a megamind live action film. Geez.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120266 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 8:51 pm to
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Stand up and look me in the eye to say that.



Wow. thats original.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
3422 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 8:52 pm to
That’s my boy
Posted by Oneforthemoney
New Iberia, La
Member since Dec 2013
2420 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 8:53 pm to
I guess liberal women eventually get tired of beta men and want alphas
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
3563 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 8:58 pm to
Your a sick individual
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39157 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 9:00 pm to
Never understood the fascination with her. She’s not very attractive to me at all. She obviously married him to take the attention away from that drive-in movie screen of a forehead she’s got going on. She’s got a weird shaped mouth with a ghoulish smile and bad tooth/gum ratio. Plus, she’s got two large unsightly moles on her face. And it’s not like she has this va-va-voom figure to knock people out, either.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103148 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 9:01 pm to
Which is what about 90% say about anything coming from youz
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28156 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 9:07 pm to
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That may be the biggest forehead I have ever seen. It is actually kind of amazing.





You know what they say about a man with a big forehead...
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