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re: NASA enlists 24 theologians to study potential effects of alien contact

Posted on 12/26/21 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
79030 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 8:10 pm to
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Those dumasses are gonna say they represent the entire earth and ultimately end up pissing off the aliens with their bullshite, causing a war of the worlds, fricking us once again.


"Take me to your leader"

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Aliens meet Brandon

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"We have concluded that this planet is not capable of supporting intelligent life. Let's move on to Alpha Centauri and see if it has a good planet"
Posted by 4cubbies
Member since Sep 2008
58833 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 8:11 pm to
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There is no one else out there. We would have seen them by now.

Fermi Paradox
you give humans way too much credit. we have only known that the earth was NOT the center of the universe for 400 years.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 8:16 pm to
Just imagine the viruses the aliens will bring with them.

Might as well lock it down now.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
55567 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 8:20 pm to
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Demonic beings could assume the form of aliens in order to dissuade people from their faith.

Posted by Delta9
Member since Jun 2021
910 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 8:21 pm to
The earth is flat and there's a dome above us. Show me a real photo of earth from "space".
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18751 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 8:25 pm to
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Demonic beings could assume the form of aliens in order to dissuade people from their faith.

Or what the Bible interprets as demons and angels are actually extraterrestrial beings and earth is the battleground.

I just laugh when people who believe words in a book want to say there’s no way aliens can just be alternative intelligent life elsewhere in the universe similar to us. They gotta be DEMONS!
Posted by Cleathecat
Houston
Member since Feb 2021
1503 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 8:30 pm to
There's gotta be other life out there and if you ask me they were created by our God, the one God.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39841 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 8:30 pm to
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Or what the Bible interprets as demons and angels are actually extraterrestrial beings and earth is the battleground.

I just laugh when people who believe words in a book want to say there’s no way aliens can just be alternative intelligent life elsewhere in the universe similar to us. They gotta be DEMONS!



We are already well on the way to having one government and one currency
Posted by bayoubengals88
LA
Member since Sep 2007
23479 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 8:52 pm to
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Albert Mohler, president of Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, said in a 2008 interview when asked if there are such thing as aliens: 'The answer is no; that’s speculative.

'We have no reason to believe there is any other story out there. There is nothing in Scripture that says there can’t be some form of life somewhere. But what we are told is that the cosmos was created in order that on this planet Jesus Christ, in space and time and history, would come to save sinful humanity.'
Baptists know no grey areas.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8274 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 8:57 pm to
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potential effects of alien contact


Hope for a blue chic with three tits to flash me
Posted by Porcine Human
Benton, Arkansas
Member since Feb 2016
11668 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 9:02 pm to
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Tax money at work.


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As if we needed any more proof grift in DC is only limited to new ideas and manufactured issues. A big purple mess.


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Seems interesting but an unnecessary use of taxpayer dollars.


You morons just reflexively dismiss anything that involves government spending, regardless of its usefulness
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29044 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 9:03 pm to
A few posts in this thread show exactly why NASA needs help breaking the news to people.
Posted by Porcine Human
Benton, Arkansas
Member since Feb 2016
11668 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 9:07 pm to
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"Take me to your leader"

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Aliens meet Brandon

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"We have concluded that this planet is not capable of supporting intelligent life. Let's move on to Alpha Centauri and see if it has a good planet"


Good one baw!

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71421 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 9:08 pm to
Why two dozen?
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
21057 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 9:10 pm to
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study potential effects of alien contact


There is literally nothing in Christianity that denies or precludes the existence of aliens
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
4131 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 9:10 pm to
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Hope for a blue chic with three tits to flash me
Settle for Barbarella?
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
14380 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 9:26 pm to
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There's gotta be other life out there and if you ask me they were created by our God, the one God.


How many space Jesus’ are there?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100277 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 9:30 pm to
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seem to recall Stephen Hawking comparing Earth potentially reaching out to an alien civilization as the Incas contacting the Spanish 500 years ago.


Why do people always assume any other intelligent life out there would be more advanced than us?

It’s possible you could find a planet with human like species that are very simple hunters and gatherers. Then we can invade, take their land and resources and build industries and toss them all on reservations or something
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
21057 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 9:31 pm to
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How many space Jesus’ are there?



What would be absolutely amazing is if the aliens showed up and explained they’re here on a pilgrimage after their prophets were given the coordinates to our planet by God who told them the savior was born, died, and resurrected on our planet. They came to congratulate us on meeting the messiah and we have to explain 80% of our planet doesn’t even believe in him. And then we have to explain Vatican City to them. They’d probably cleanse our planet.
This post was edited on 12/26/21 at 9:35 pm
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 12/26/21 at 9:34 pm to
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The earth is flat and there's a dome above us. Show me a real photo of earth from "space".

Jesus Christ!
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