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re: Coaching Search Thread

Posted by Porcine Human on 11/30/25 at 12:36 pm to
Yep thought it was going to be a shite turnout. We even limp dick our response to an awful hire.

I think people just don’t care anymore
All of the work Frank did will have been for nothing. I really thought that we would get our shite together at some point in the last 15 years but apparently not. It honestly feels surreal.

re: Coaching Search Thread

Posted by Porcine Human on 11/30/25 at 9:50 am to
Burn it all down. Why the frick can we literally not have anything nice in football.

re: Coaching Search Thread

Posted by Porcine Human on 11/26/25 at 1:43 pm to
Took less than half a day to get egg on our face from this

We truly are pathetic :lol:

re: Coaching Search Thread

Posted by Porcine Human on 11/26/25 at 12:52 pm to
It would be very Arkansas for this to come out, this drags out until the weekend/after the weekend, Lane goes to LSU/Florida, and Golesh picks Ole Miss over us. Or Florida panics and gives Golesh and insane offer.

In fact I’m going to tell myself that’s going to happen so I can be pleasantly surprised if it doesn’t lol
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who would shite on this hire?


There was a lot of smoke about Campbell recently. Without that I think everyone would be happy with this (besides the fans that whine about everything).

Most of what I’ve seen is positive though.
Make a bowl game almost every season (missing it once in a while is understandable given this conference), a 10 win season once every 4-5 years or so and be in playoff contention.

I think most people would be happy with that. Talent base is just too shitty to expect more.
Obviously Florida is a better job but Yurachek has been rallying donors to significantly improve NIL/salaries. We all know we’re at risk of getting left behind if the SEC and Big 10 break away from the NCAA. Can’t afford to continue being this bad.

re: Alex Golesh hired at Arkansas?

Posted by Porcine Human on 11/26/25 at 12:28 pm to
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Wonder if he keeps Petrino if he wants it? Somebody is going to get Petrino.


Doubt it. He’s going to want to run his offense.

Interested to see where Bobby ends up though. With even a mediocre defense this year we at least go bowling. Offense/Taylen did have a tendency to self destruct in the second half but it was still pretty good all things considered.

re: Alex Golesh hired at Arkansas?

Posted by Porcine Human on 11/26/25 at 10:54 am to
Kodi Burns is Golesh’s OC so I could see Schaap getting info from people Kodi knows here.
No one cares what happened in 1960. LSU has probably the best talent base of any job in the country and has good support.
Campbell would be a home run for us. Consistently punches up and always has disciplined teams. He’s exactly what we need.
Not sure how much he liked Tuscaloosa from his time there but there’s no reason to leave LSU for Bama. If you’re good you can win a championship at either.

re: Coaching Search Thread

Posted by Porcine Human on 11/23/25 at 2:30 pm to
Saw someone say Golesh has twice the NIL budget of anyone in their conference. Not sure if true but would make me a lot less optimistic if he was the hire.

I’m choosing to believe it’s Campbell until we make our classic letdown hire.
Branham CB’d Baba to Maryland this morning. Guess their increased NIL offer worked.

re: Coaching Search Thread

Posted by Porcine Human on 11/18/25 at 1:56 pm to
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This was just hearsay from Biddy btw. He said his source is making an “educated guess”


Biddy's updates have been worthless word salads
lol zero chance he’s a serious candidate. With the basketball search we heard about Jans and the fricking UALR coach right before Cal was hired. I could see us interviewing him and intentionally letting it leak out/not caring if it does. Not that Yurachek is some mastermind but he likes playing things close to the vest.

re: Monday SEC Basketball

Posted by Porcine Human on 11/3/25 at 7:00 pm to
Should be back by Saturday

re: Coaching Search Thread

Posted by Porcine Human on 11/3/25 at 12:23 pm to
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There’s two guys as sitting HC in P4 that are not content with their situations that we are monitoring and have engaged with


Dabo?