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Naked Florida man calls DoorDash driver to his house, attempts to drag her inside

Posted on 6/5/26 at 9:02 am
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 9:02 am
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COCOA, Fla. – A 20-year-old Central Florida man was arrested after he reportedly grabbed a DoorDash driver — all without any clothes on, according to the Cocoa Police Department.

In a probable cause affidavit, police said they were initially called to a local home in reference to the incident on Tuesday. However, they interviewed the victim at the police station.

The driver told police that she’d picked up an order earlier that day, but when she arrived at the home to drop it off, a young man came out “completely naked with a fully erect penis,” the affidavit shows.

Investigators said the man — later identified as Jamar Carter, 20 — grabbed the driver as she tried to go back to her vehicle, pressing himself up against her.




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“[REDACTED] stated that at this point, she quickly went to her vehicle, and the male aggressively stated, ‘Where the (expletive) do you think you’re going?’” the affidavit reads.


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Detectives said they headed to the property and spoke with Carter’s mother about the incident. She reportedly advised that she would find him and take him to the police department herself.

Upon speaking with investigators, Carter claimed that he didn’t place any DoorDash orders that day, but a check of his email showed that he had indeed ordered out, police wrote.

“Mr. Carter then uttered that detectives were taking the word of a ‘white woman’ over his,” the affidavit continues. “Let it be noted that no officer or detective advised Mr. Carter that the reporting party/victim was white.”


https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2026/06/04/naked-florida-man-accused-of-grabbing-doordash-driver-police-say/
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 9:07 am to
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florida man
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 9:07 am to
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Mr. Carter then uttered that detectives were taking the word of a ‘white woman’ over his,” t



Keep your head on a swivel boys...
It's only going to get worse....

They had a guy yesterday at the Anthony trial basically saying " the only good cracker, is a dead cracker"..
This post was edited on 6/5/26 at 9:12 am
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 9:09 am to
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“Mr. Carter then uttered that detectives were taking the word of a ‘white woman’ over his,” the affidavit continues. “Let it be noted that no officer or detective advised Mr. Carter that the reporting party/victim was white.”


Posted by Pepperoni
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 9:09 am to
Mr. Carter was really tossing the dice: could’ve been any one of Talarico’s six genders showing up as a DoorDasher.
This post was edited on 6/5/26 at 9:41 am
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 9:10 am to
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“Mr. Carter then uttered that detectives were taking the word of a ‘white woman’ over his,” the affidavit continues. “Let it be noted that no officer or detective advised Mr. Carter that the reporting party/victim was


When keeping it real goes wrong.
Posted by jnethe1
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 9:15 am to
How wonderful is our children’s future going to be with these wonderful people?
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 9:28 am to
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“Let it be noted that no officer or detective advised Mr. Carter that the reporting party/victim was white.”


not sending their best
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 9:29 am to
you win page 1
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 9:48 am to
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“Let it be noted that no officer or detective advised Mr. Carter that the reporting party/victim was white.”

Posted by Larry_Hotdogs
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 9:50 am to


Jamal, Jamal, Jamal, whatever...
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 10:53 am to
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a young man came out “completely naked with a fully erect penis,


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Where the (expletive) do you think you’re going?’” the affidavit reads.


Clearly he thought he had ordered from WhoreDash. Simple mistake.
Posted by ronricks
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 10:57 am to
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“completely naked with a fully erect penis,”


She was scared of his 14" BBC
Posted by auggie
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:00 am to
"I thought I was ordering from DoorGash"
Posted by RohanGonzales
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:01 am to
He was bravely exploring the outer bounds of good conduct. I have never heard of anybody trying this. Who knows? Maybe it is an OK thing to do. Someone had to try it to find out. No. it is not OK. Don't do this young dudes.
Posted by DustInTheWind
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:03 am to
What goes through the mind of these psychopathic individuals?
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:06 am to
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shutterspeed




Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:07 am to
Did she receive a tip?
Posted by Dee_oh_Dee
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:08 am to
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She was scared of his 14" BBC


This fig knows he has a 14" without the cops revealing it.
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 6/5/26 at 11:14 am to
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She was scared of his 14" BBC


BBC is a myth

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The adult entertainment industry relies on extremes to sell content, leading to a highly exaggerated standard. Medical and sociological studies confirm that black men have the same biological variation in size as men of any other race, and the "massive" portrayal is a result of media selection and racial fetishes rather than real-life averages.


The largest one is actually a British dude.



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A recent scientific study measured his manhood at 14.2 inches while erect — nearly three times the global average of 5.1 inches.


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“So, I’ve got lightheaded at times as well, getting erections and things like that, and you can’t get fully erect,” he continued. “I’ve taken some various medication over time to try and to try and shrink it, which seemed to have had more like the opposite effect.”
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