re: My neighbor installed a port-o-let right next to our common fence.

You probably won't smell it unless they are there cleaning it. The ones that stink are used a lot, either at a very large construction project or usually open to the public where all the homeless and drug addicts piss all over the walls. So unless your neighbor is building a skyscraper or runs a halfway house, you should be good.

Except for cleaning time

Buy some pigs with a fan that blows the pig smell onto his property

1) Poop just inside your side of the fence.

2) Complain to the Karens at the HOA.

3) Complain on the OTL.

4) Talk to your neighbor.

I'll never forget the incident that happened at the Strawberry Festival about twenty years ago. A very pretty woman was drunk and she went into the PortAPotty. About three minutes later about four college age kids were drunk. The drunk kids were laughing about something. The girl was still in the Potty. The guys started to move the potty back and forth. Well, one guy started shaking the potty really fast. The next thing that I saw was the potty falling down. The potty fell on its door and they had a hard time getting her out. When she did get out the poor girl was gasping and throwing up numerous times. She was screaming and she was covered in crap from head to toe. She wanted the guys caught because she told the cops she was going to get them back and what she plans to do will seem mild to what she planned to do to them. Believe it or not someone took pictures of the whole incident The cops went to a lab to develop the film and when they had pictures of the guys the cops started asking the public if they any of the four guys. I bet that the guys were identified and were locked up for a while. I bet that she filed a lawsuit against them. I love playing tricks on people, but what those guys did takes playing tricks on someone is at an all time high.















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WTF is wrong with people? Is everyone too afraid to talk to a neighbor?

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I mean if the neighbor gave a shite at all (pun?) he would ask the OP first. Or at least a heads up.

This has redneck drama written all over it.

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tip it over

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Only after luring him inside first and bungeeing it shut.

Tump is a great word.