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re: My five year old won’t stop sneak attacking me by hitting me in the marbles

Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:30 pm to
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
38062 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:30 pm to
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flick him in his baby nuts


Mine started hitting his older brothers, well my middle kid don't take no shite, and he slapped the little one back in the nuts hard.

No more nut shots in my house now. But if he did it to me, exactly what you days, I'm flicking him beck to teach him a lesson then gonna have a come to Jesus moment.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:31 pm to
That was my favorite thing to do to someone as a little kid. Kick someone else in the nuts.
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5732 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:31 pm to
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quote:
Sit him down and have a talk with him about how that’s not okay like a normal dad?

Tried that. He doesn’t listen


Okay that's on you then. Man up
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:35 pm to
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I’ve fussed at him countless times and even gave a little spanking a couple times but I’m afraid to whip too hard since he’s so young so I barely spank. Fussing and spanking hasn’t worked so far.




frick that, it is time to kick the shite out of him and show him who is boss.

You are getting punked by a 5 year old
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37537 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:42 pm to
Ask him to play "fix the kitchen sink" for you. When he's bent over on his knees use a whiffle bat like a driver on his taint
Posted by Sho Nuff
Oahu
Member since Feb 2009
14028 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 1:17 am to
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3427 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 1:42 am to
You must like it if he has done it more than once. You can nip that in bud quickly, if you wanted too.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19972 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 2:36 am to
I’m putting hands on my son if he goes that route.

It will be the one and only time he finds it ok to do so
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 3:21 am to
Explain that when he does that, you will immediately take all his screens away for the rest of the day and that he will not get any treats or rewards for the rest of the day.

When he tests you, do the above consequence immediately. Don’t talk about it too much, ignore the inevitable protests and don’t give in.

It will only take a couple times.

I highly recommend you read a parenting book called “Love and Logic Magic.”
Posted by munchman
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
10371 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 4:06 am to
Throat punch. He’ll get the message.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 4:11 am to

Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11707 posts
Posted on 4/1/20 at 4:45 am to
How did your dad stop you from doing it to him? There's your answer.
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