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My five year old won’t stop sneak attacking me by hitting me in the marbles

Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:42 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:42 pm
The little mother fricker has entered a shitty phase of running by me like he’s going after something and when he gets close enough, sticks his hand out and damn near punches me in the balls. The little son of a bitch got me again this evening.

I’ve fussed at him countless times and even gave a little spanking a couple times but I’m afraid to whip too hard since he’s so young so I barely spank. Fussing and spanking hasn’t worked so far.

How do I stop him from doing this? Do I just have to wait it out until he accidentally hits himself in the balls so he can see how it feels? Thank god the wife is already pregnant for our last one because lord knows if I could even get the job done anymore. I’m getting bullied by my own five year old!!
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42568 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:42 pm to
Is he watching ninja kidz?
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19426 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:42 pm to
You need to spank him harder
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33584 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:43 pm to
Sit him down and have a talk with him about how that’s not okay like a normal dad?
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8377 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:43 pm to
Hit him back bitch!
Posted by SpanishFortTiger
Spanish Fort, Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
1662 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:43 pm to
Yea he’s old enough to get whacked once
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48593 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:44 pm to
You should have taught him how to ride his bike.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:44 pm to
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41634 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:44 pm to
quote:

Sit him down and have a talk with him about how that’s not okay like a normal dad?


Tried that. He doesn’t listen
Posted by SpanishFortTiger
Spanish Fort, Alabama
Member since Dec 2014
1662 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:44 pm to
Also, pics of wife?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119238 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:44 pm to
You need to learn to discipline your children.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32654 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:45 pm to
Karate chop that little sum bitch in the throat. Get him so good you water his eyes

Guarantee you that shite will stop
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41634 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

You should have taught him how to ride his bike.

Though that’s an OT favorite joke, I actually taught him. The father in law started that process but I finished it and got him to do it on his own. Sorry to burst everyone’s bubble.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33584 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:45 pm to
Then f it hit him one the nuts next time he does it. He’ll learn
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7657 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:45 pm to
Punch him hard enough where he learns a lesson but not so hard it’s child abuse
Posted by ellishughtiger
70118
Member since Jul 2004
21135 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:46 pm to
Give him some CBD and an iPad
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:46 pm to
If your wife had been doing this to you since the beginning, you wouldn’t have to deal with this.
This post was edited on 3/31/20 at 8:49 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41634 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

Punch him hard enough where he learns a lesson but not so hard it’s child abuse

That’s my problem - I don’t know where the line is . Don’t want to cross it!
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:47 pm to
Knock the living frick out of him. He’ll stop.
Posted by RadarTiger
Member since Dec 2018
3297 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 8:47 pm to
Kneel on rice. Lock him in the room for 5 hours. Something he won’t forget.
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