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re: My five year old won’t stop sneak attacking me by hitting me in the marbles

Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:03 pm to
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32022 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:03 pm to
Sounds like he found a sucker... u keep fallin for it tard
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41723 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:03 pm to
Great boyfriend to your wife though.
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10258 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:05 pm to
Eat all his snacks then frick his mom.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:05 pm to
It’s just a matter of time before your wife starts fricking someone you know. If she isn’t already.
Posted by Mr Clean
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2006
49506 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:06 pm to
Have you seen her feet?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27483 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

That’s my problem - I don’t know where the line is . Don’t want to cross it!


Take a kitchen towel the next time he does it, and catch him in the center of his back with a pop.

Done.
Posted by corneredbeast
02134
Member since Sep 2008
2164 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:08 pm to
Here's a suggestion:

Posted by Disgeaux Bob
North Carolina
Member since Sep 2016
2833 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:09 pm to
Back porch… Shades of red.
Posted by LSUnatick
South of Lafourche
Member since Jul 2008
1081 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:11 pm to
flick him in his baby nuts
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

Have you seen her feet?


Have you?
Posted by Mr Clean
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2006
49506 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

Have you?


He posted a pic of her a few months ago.

Neck down
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

How do I stop him from doing this? Do I just have to wait it out until he accidentally hits himself in the balls so he can see how it feels?
If I ever would have hit my dad in the balls he would have beat my arse. I had what I like to call “appropriate fear” of my father. Some call it respect.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5611 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:24 pm to
I have 3 dogs, a 5 year old, and a 3 year old.

I just assume if they are withing 5 feet I'm getting hit in the nuts.

2 weeks ago I had a vasectomy and that shite ain't happening. I look like I'm guarding my plate in prison.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5316 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:31 pm to
Hate to break it to you but it’s not your child. The father is a 13 year-old your whore wife used to baby-sit.
Posted by CheEngineer
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2019
4234 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:34 pm to
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:45 pm to
I worry for our country when dip shits like OP dont know how to stop his 5 year old from hitting him in the balls.
Posted by RabidTiger
Member since Nov 2009
3127 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 9:57 pm to
OT wisdom: teach your kids hitting is wrong by hitting the shite out of them.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56498 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:09 pm to
If your five year old doesn’t know you are to be feared by now you got work to do. I can’t imagine my kids popping me in the nuts.

I’d get his attention
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12268 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:16 pm to
Take shite away from him. Sit him in timeout. Normal punishments for shitty behavior.
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34385 posts
Posted on 3/31/20 at 10:19 pm to


I had forgotten about that video. Thank you for the reminder.
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